From now on you must ASSUME that she is attracted to you and wants to be ravished.
Yep. Back in the cave go I.
River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jun 19, 2013 11:30:09 am PDT #26426 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 11:39:44 am PDT #26427 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I support Dana's idea. what are the levels of kickstarter support?
$5 gets you a "kicked in the nuts" bookmark
$10 gets you a "kicked in the nuts" t-shirt
$50 gets you a boxed set of a season of "America's Funniest Videos"
$1000 allows you to actually kick the guy in the nuts
Dana - Jun 19, 2013 11:40:50 am PDT #26428 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Somewhere in there has to be special access to a video of the guy getting kicked in the nuts. Plus complimentary popcorn.
le nubian - Jun 19, 2013 11:44:14 am PDT #26429 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The Live Stream bonus tier! yes.
Jesse - Jun 19, 2013 11:51:58 am PDT #26430 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, what's especially upsetting to me about that is that a lot of those "moves" are hot in the right context! So creepy guys can get validation from movies or whatever that that's "what women want," forgetting the actual key part about how a woman might want it from a man at a specific time!
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:02:39 pm PDT #26431 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
It's almost like you should check in with the woman and see what she thinks.
Crazy talk, I know.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 19, 2013 12:02:39 pm PDT #26432 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I love the world. Tumblr just dumped me on a cached page about dating (the guy is kickstarting his methodology) which contains the following:
I predict he's going to be on the receiving end of a lot of these moves from his cellmate at some point if he puts his methodology into action.
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:04:09 pm PDT #26433 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have NO idea how to prepare and cook vegetables. Aside from dump it in a pot and boil it until it's dead, which was my grandmother's/mother's technique and that's probably why I hate them. Instructions usually start with "cut the vegetable" as if that's not problematic.
Alton gave me my latest favorite way to cook asparagus:
Chop off woody end
lie on damp paper towel
pinch of salt
roll up towel
nuke for twoish minutes
OK, Alton uses a dish too... oh please
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:04:10 pm PDT #26434 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have NO idea how to prepare and cook vegetables. Aside from dump it in a pot and boil it until it's dead, which was my grandmother's/mother's technique and that's probably why I hate them. Instructions usually start with "cut the vegetable" as if that's not problematic.
Alton gave me my latest favorite way to cook asparagus:
Chop off woody end
lie on damp paper towel
pinch of salt
roll up towel
nuke for twoish minutes
OK, Alton uses a dish too... oh please
shrift - Jun 19, 2013 12:11:40 pm PDT #26435 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yeah, I took some time this morning to report that dude to Kickstarter for promoting sexual assault.