It's almost like you should check in with the woman and see what she thinks.
Crazy talk, I know.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:02:39 pm PDT #26431 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 19, 2013 12:02:39 pm PDT #26432 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I love the world. Tumblr just dumped me on a cached page about dating (the guy is kickstarting his methodology) which contains the following:
I predict he's going to be on the receiving end of a lot of these moves from his cellmate at some point if he puts his methodology into action.
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:04:09 pm PDT #26433 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have NO idea how to prepare and cook vegetables. Aside from dump it in a pot and boil it until it's dead, which was my grandmother's/mother's technique and that's probably why I hate them. Instructions usually start with "cut the vegetable" as if that's not problematic.
Alton gave me my latest favorite way to cook asparagus:
Chop off woody end
lie on damp paper towel
pinch of salt
roll up towel
nuke for twoish minutes
OK, Alton uses a dish too... oh please
Trudy Booth - Jun 19, 2013 12:04:10 pm PDT #26434 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I have NO idea how to prepare and cook vegetables. Aside from dump it in a pot and boil it until it's dead, which was my grandmother's/mother's technique and that's probably why I hate them. Instructions usually start with "cut the vegetable" as if that's not problematic.
Alton gave me my latest favorite way to cook asparagus:
Chop off woody end
lie on damp paper towel
pinch of salt
roll up towel
nuke for twoish minutes
OK, Alton uses a dish too... oh please
shrift - Jun 19, 2013 12:11:40 pm PDT #26435 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yeah, I took some time this morning to report that dude to Kickstarter for promoting sexual assault.
§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 12:13:06 pm PDT #26436 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
forgetting the actual key part
Exactly! You grab guys who can't read the situation, train them to feel no empathy for their prey, and boom! Of course this is an improvement! There is no downside--one in fifteen women kisses you back, fourteen women over-reacted. That's more sex that you were having before, and the book only cost fifteen dollars, WIN.
That whole "they won't know if they like you if that's the first time you touch them" is a way tone deaf way to say "don't suddenly switch modes". The answer is not "start raping earlier."
§ ita § - Jun 19, 2013 12:13:46 pm PDT #26437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I took some time this morning to report that dude to Kickstarter for promoting sexual assault.
I don't want your job, but I'm glad you have it.
Laura - Jun 19, 2013 12:16:22 pm PDT #26438 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Alton gave me my latest favorite way to cook asparagus:
Most times when I nuke the veggies they are wrapped in waxed paper. Love the stuff. Holds up better than paper towels.
Typo Boy - Jun 19, 2013 12:20:23 pm PDT #26439 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Kickstopper needs to stop being a joke and become a reality. I leave the practical details to other... Maybe nutkicking could become a standard enforcement mechanism.
shrift - Jun 19, 2013 12:23:27 pm PDT #26440 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't want your job, but I'm glad you have it.
I didn't do it in an official capacity. Just as a human person who is super not impressed with Reddit in general and today in particular.