See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jun 06, 2013 12:57:24 pm PDT #25080 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I can't put my head down to my knee, but I can still touch my toes.


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2013 1:12:11 pm PDT #25081 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What devilish witchery am I playing with if I went 18 on, or maybe 6 off?

Not Steph, but I believe they're only worried about skin irritation. If leaving it on longer doesn't bother your skin, you're golden.

That's what I was going to say, or that the lidocaine might not last 18 hours.


JZ - Jun 06, 2013 1:32:49 pm PDT #25082 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Long, long ago I could do the splits - one leg forward, not both straight out - but only with the left leg forward, and only after a solid year of daily dance classes. Right leg, never even close.


erin_obscure - Jun 06, 2013 1:33:41 pm PDT #25083 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

7 years of synchro and I could hyperextend splits (either leg forwards) with front leg on a chair and back leg on a stair but never could do side split. Now 17 years out of practice i can still do right leg forward split but not left. And that only due to yoga.


Sue - Jun 06, 2013 1:34:53 pm PDT #25084 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Hathaway too, Jesse?


Burrell - Jun 06, 2013 1:49:04 pm PDT #25085 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Can't do the splits, never could, but I keep working on it in stretch class and now I can lift my legs a good 10-15% higher than I could before.

OK, what about stretching your legs out while sitting on the floor and putting your head down to your knee? I never could do that, either.

Oo! I know the trick to that one: relax your knees (ie bend them a little) so you don't overstretch your hamstrings. You'll get your torso down a good bit further than you ever thought you could, and in time your knees will straigten out while you relax.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 06, 2013 1:57:39 pm PDT #25086 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

There is something wrong with my hips (they are apparently attached at the wrong angle) that means I canno sit up straight with them stretched out in front of me and also sraighten my legs.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2013 2:02:57 pm PDT #25087 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

in time your knees will straigten out while you relax.

Do you mean "in time" in that stretch session, or do you mean as you progress loosening yourself up from session to session?


-t - Jun 06, 2013 2:10:58 pm PDT #25088 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Surely she would have mentioned the dreamy Hathaway.


Dana - Jun 06, 2013 2:15:25 pm PDT #25089 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If she's also meeting Hathaway, "jealous" will not be the correct word to describe me.