Never could do the splits, despite being fairly flexible.
IEEE used LotusNotes until...last year? or the year before. It all blurs together. Now we use Gmail.
Bar in a bookstore! Oh, my gosh. I can't leave without a big stack of books when I'm SOBER.
Glad CJ's okay. Was it all four or just two this time?
I was getting Matilda ready to take her to Boys and Girls Club for her first day of camp, and I saw some purple chalk dust on her bicep. I tried to wipe it off. It didn't come off.
"Is that a bruise?"
"I guess. It doesn't hurt."
"How did you get it?"
"I don't know! It didn't hurt so I didn't notice it!"
And in my head, I've got the paranoid parent dialogue about Mandated Reporters, the dreaded upper arm bruise and her first day at a new camp where they don't really know me. Great.
All 4. It cost SO much less than I had expected. He really should have had them pulled a while ago. But there were no complications, so it is all good. I'm more worried about how he will do over the weekend.
So, do you say 'a split' or 'the splits'? The splits sounds so weird to me, but I am sure it is a regional thing.
Well, the Banana Splits have a song called "Doin' the Banana Split," FWIW. Which I suppose is nothing.
"Oh, they didn't call to tell you your furniture wasn't being delivered today?"
No, they didn't, which is why I've been sitting on my ass for three hours. I am now speaking to the third department to find out what the hell is going on.
Third department bumped me to the sales guy, who is having to check around and call me back.
Dana, how frustrating!
If it has a banana, it's A split. If it has legs, it's THE splits.
Ugh, Dana.
Also annoying: why can PBS not indicate in the program schedule when things are a part 1/part 2? I keep getting half of an episode of Prime Suspect or Masterpiece Mystery shows because the Tivo has no way of discerning since they just give the same episode title for all parts.