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Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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DavidS - Jun 06, 2013 9:49:50 am PDT #25043 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Glad CJ's okay. Was it all four or just two this time?

I was getting Matilda ready to take her to Boys and Girls Club for her first day of camp, and I saw some purple chalk dust on her bicep. I tried to wipe it off. It didn't come off.

"Is that a bruise?" "I guess. It doesn't hurt." "How did you get it?" "I don't know! It didn't hurt so I didn't notice it!"

And in my head, I've got the paranoid parent dialogue about Mandated Reporters, the dreaded upper arm bruise and her first day at a new camp where they don't really know me. Great.

SuziQ - Jun 06, 2013 9:53:15 am PDT #25044 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

All 4. It cost SO much less than I had expected. He really should have had them pulled a while ago. But there were no complications, so it is all good. I'm more worried about how he will do over the weekend.

Sophia Brooks - Jun 06, 2013 9:59:03 am PDT #25045 of 30001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

So, do you say 'a split' or 'the splits'? The splits sounds so weird to me, but I am sure it is a regional thing.

tommyrot - Jun 06, 2013 10:02:45 am PDT #25046 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, the Banana Splits have a song called "Doin' the Banana Split," FWIW. Which I suppose is nothing.

Dana - Jun 06, 2013 10:07:15 am PDT #25047 of 30001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

"Oh, they didn't call to tell you your furniture wasn't being delivered today?"

No, they didn't, which is why I've been sitting on my ass for three hours. I am now speaking to the third department to find out what the hell is going on.

Dana - Jun 06, 2013 10:14:00 am PDT #25048 of 30001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Third department bumped me to the sales guy, who is having to check around and call me back.

Zenkitty - Jun 06, 2013 10:15:27 am PDT #25049 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Dana, how frustrating!

If it has a banana, it's A split. If it has legs, it's THE splits.

Jesse - Jun 06, 2013 10:30:18 am PDT #25050 of 30001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh jeez, Dana! Annoying.

A split.

brenda m - Jun 06, 2013 10:40:32 am PDT #25051 of 30001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ugh, Dana.

Also annoying: why can PBS not indicate in the program schedule when things are a part 1/part 2? I keep getting half of an episode of Prime Suspect or Masterpiece Mystery shows because the Tivo has no way of discerning since they just give the same episode title for all parts.

lisah - Jun 06, 2013 10:44:49 am PDT #25052 of 30001

Punishingly Intricate

"The splits" sounds so wrong to me.

Liquor license was approved! Woot! And the liquor board president called the bookstore "iconic."

I'm just involved because they needed a property owner on the license. I'm not going to be working at the bar or anything. Also, liquor license is a good investment in bmore city.

sara, I did not know that's who your employer is. That explains so much.

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