Never send a minion to do a god's work.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jun 06, 2013 8:09:09 am PDT #25027 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm watching Serena Williams completely clobber Sara Errani (French Open spoilers), and it made me wonder. How many of you can do a split?

I have never been able to, not even as a young child when my mother attempted to put me in ballet.


msbelle - Jun 06, 2013 8:10:01 am PDT #25028 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

never could, even with gymnastics multiple times a week.


Jesse - Jun 06, 2013 8:17:25 am PDT #25029 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nope, never.


Steph L. - Jun 06, 2013 8:21:47 am PDT #25030 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

How many of you can do a split?

Hellllllll no. Never in my life.

(Tim can, if he stretches a little first. I sometimes think he's really Gumby.)


flea - Jun 06, 2013 8:26:03 am PDT #25031 of 30001
information libertarian

I can't do a split at all and never could, but I am really good at cow-face pose in yoga (and bizarrely proud of the fact.) I blame a hip displaysia in infancy.


Polgara - Jun 06, 2013 8:39:23 am PDT #25032 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Anyone here still have a work mail environment that's not Microsoft or Google?

Representing for Groupwise, right here! And we run on Novell.

Also, I do not split.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 06, 2013 8:42:58 am PDT #25033 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have never been able to do a split, not even as a child.


shrift - Jun 06, 2013 8:50:07 am PDT #25034 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Man, I haven't used Lotus Notes since, like, 2003.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2013 8:50:55 am PDT #25035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I could do the splits up until 42 or so. Not the front-facing ones, like Kat--just the side ones, better with right leg forward than with left (that stung a bit to get my butt on the floor).

Representing for Groupwise, right here! And we run on Novell.

That's the one lapsed certification I miss. I *liked* Novell.


Gudanov - Jun 06, 2013 9:00:16 am PDT #25036 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

It's been a long time. I'm back to Outlook now, but I really miss using all Google stuff at Motorola. 'Course I would have ended up using Outlook there too because of the sale of that division to Arris.