I can't do a split at all and never could, but I am really good at cow-face pose in yoga (and bizarrely proud of the fact.) I blame a hip displaysia in infancy.
You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Jun 06, 2013 8:26:03 am PDT #25031 of 30001
information libertarian
Polgara - Jun 06, 2013 8:39:23 am PDT #25032 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Anyone here still have a work mail environment that's not Microsoft or Google?
Representing for Groupwise, right here! And we run on Novell.
Also, I do not split.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 06, 2013 8:42:58 am PDT #25033 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have never been able to do a split, not even as a child.
shrift - Jun 06, 2013 8:50:07 am PDT #25034 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Man, I haven't used Lotus Notes since, like, 2003.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2013 8:50:55 am PDT #25035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could do the splits up until 42 or so. Not the front-facing ones, like Kat--just the side ones, better with right leg forward than with left (that stung a bit to get my butt on the floor).
Representing for Groupwise, right here! And we run on Novell.
That's the one lapsed certification I miss. I *liked* Novell.
Gudanov - Jun 06, 2013 9:00:16 am PDT #25036 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It's been a long time. I'm back to Outlook now, but I really miss using all Google stuff at Motorola. 'Course I would have ended up using Outlook there too because of the sale of that division to Arris.
Dana - Jun 06, 2013 9:09:20 am PDT #25037 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The delivery window for the furniture is 11-2.
I don't know who gets their furniture in the beginning of the delivery window, or their cable appointment or whatever, but it's never me.
Sue - Jun 06, 2013 9:26:47 am PDT #25038 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Once, I had to bolt down the street because the Sears delivery truck was 20 minutes early.
Kat - Jun 06, 2013 9:35:31 am PDT #25039 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I can still do the splits. In many different iterations. I can't do standing splits so well anymore, but yes. Splits.
And I do them in yoga. And occasionally in my classroom as it freaks my students out.
SuziQ - Jun 06, 2013 9:42:07 am PDT #25040 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Home from wisdom teeth pulling. He is still kinda loopy and fun. I ran to the store to get his Rx and as I was walking in from the garage I got a text from him asking where I went. Poor noodle. He has a big camping/training trip this weekend for ARP. His sargent also just had his wisdom teeth pulled so they will be quite the pair.