How many of you can do a split?
Hellllllll no. Never in my life.
(Tim can, if he stretches a little first. I sometimes think he's really Gumby.)
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jun 06, 2013 8:21:47 am PDT #25030 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
flea - Jun 06, 2013 8:26:03 am PDT #25031 of 30001
information libertarian
I can't do a split at all and never could, but I am really good at cow-face pose in yoga (and bizarrely proud of the fact.) I blame a hip displaysia in infancy.
Polgara - Jun 06, 2013 8:39:23 am PDT #25032 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Anyone here still have a work mail environment that's not Microsoft or Google?
Representing for Groupwise, right here! And we run on Novell.
Also, I do not split.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 06, 2013 8:42:58 am PDT #25033 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have never been able to do a split, not even as a child.
shrift - Jun 06, 2013 8:50:07 am PDT #25034 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Man, I haven't used Lotus Notes since, like, 2003.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2013 8:50:55 am PDT #25035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I could do the splits up until 42 or so. Not the front-facing ones, like Kat--just the side ones, better with right leg forward than with left (that stung a bit to get my butt on the floor).
Representing for Groupwise, right here! And we run on Novell.
That's the one lapsed certification I miss. I *liked* Novell.
Gudanov - Jun 06, 2013 9:00:16 am PDT #25036 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
It's been a long time. I'm back to Outlook now, but I really miss using all Google stuff at Motorola. 'Course I would have ended up using Outlook there too because of the sale of that division to Arris.
Dana - Jun 06, 2013 9:09:20 am PDT #25037 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The delivery window for the furniture is 11-2.
I don't know who gets their furniture in the beginning of the delivery window, or their cable appointment or whatever, but it's never me.
Sue - Jun 06, 2013 9:26:47 am PDT #25038 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Once, I had to bolt down the street because the Sears delivery truck was 20 minutes early.
Kat - Jun 06, 2013 9:35:31 am PDT #25039 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I can still do the splits. In many different iterations. I can't do standing splits so well anymore, but yes. Splits.
And I do them in yoga. And occasionally in my classroom as it freaks my students out.