It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 31, 2013 6:50:00 am PDT #24308 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yesterday we had a grilled cheese truck by our office, and that was awesome, but today there isn't even anything good in the cafeteria. So we'll see what I end up with. I should remember not to have egg salad if I'm going to be testing deviled eggs this weekend. (I mean, I like eggs, but I don't need that many hard-boiled.)


Jesse - May 31, 2013 6:50:22 am PDT #24309 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, I have no weekend plans, so yoga, family dinner, and maybe the beach.


Burrell - May 31, 2013 6:51:42 am PDT #24310 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Those sound like good plans, Consuela, with a good amount of self-care folded in.

My weekend is not actually planned, which is probably a mistake. Oh well.


meara - May 31, 2013 7:16:07 am PDT #24311 of 30001

Now I want to try that one too, although a half and avo sounds like a lot, could probably work with a couple slices lining the bottom of the cup.

See, I saw that baked thing and thought it looked yummy but like a heck of a lot of avocado.

For a while I was good about poaching an egg in the microwave and putting on toast, but then I was trying to do it in a silicone poacher in the actual boiling water, because better, but then I got out of the habit entirely (I am having an americano and a piece of squash bread from the coffee shop down the block, while listening to a teleconference).

I need to do work today that I did not do yesterday. I also have to clean the house ahead of the maid coming. And dang, why will the humane society people not get back to me on KITTENS??


Jessica - May 31, 2013 7:19:22 am PDT #24312 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I will happily eat an entire avocado with nothing but a spoon and a little salt, so I do not understand this "half an avo is too much" talk.


shrift - May 31, 2013 7:20:08 am PDT #24313 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My weekend plans: flying to New York on Sunday. I think I'm going to check in to my hotel and mosey over to Central Park, maybe try to see the zoo before it closes.


Jesse - May 31, 2013 7:24:12 am PDT #24314 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will happily eat an entire avocado with nothing but a spoon and a little salt, so I do not understand this "half an avo is too much" talk.

Right?? Also, I've taken to buying the small ones at TJs.


Steph L. - May 31, 2013 7:26:34 am PDT #24315 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm having soft-boiled eggs (well, closer to medium-boiled, the way I do them) and a potato with cheese and bacon for lunch. I blame thank you all.


Jesse - May 31, 2013 7:40:55 am PDT #24316 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I ended up with fried catfish! Good one, cafeteria.


Sue - May 31, 2013 7:48:26 am PDT #24317 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I just had a bagel for lunch.

Other than vague plans about gardening, I have no plans for the weekend.