I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 17, 2013 10:51:23 am PDT #22766 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I finally got my lunch out of a vending machine. Microwaveable cheeseburger, ftr.

Now a staff meeting, then my day is pretty much over. So it seems to me you should be able to go home, Jesse. All'a'y'all, in fact, go on home.


Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:05:36 am PDT #22767 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

WOOOOOOOOOOO.

But no.

Maybe I can sneak out at 4:30 though.


Jessica - May 17, 2013 11:13:50 am PDT #22768 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just ate half of the most disappointing egg salad sandwich in the world. It looked SO GOOD but it was SO BLAND. What I thought were chopped up pickles were just chopped cucumber, and I don't think there was any salt added at all. The dill was in such big pieces all it did was get stuck in my teeth without adding any dill flavor. I threw the other half out because it was making me sad.


Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:14:36 am PDT #22769 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

LIFE!!!

::SHAKES FIST AT SKY::


aurelia - May 17, 2013 11:18:58 am PDT #22770 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Also, why the fuck don't they make spoons with a bowl that can actually hold anything anymore? Fucking flat modern spoons.

It is called flatware.


Steph L. - May 17, 2013 11:19:42 am PDT #22771 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

LIFE!!!

I wanted to hang my laundry out to dry, and it started storming about 5 minutes after I thought about it (but I hadn't taken stuff out yet, so I call that a win, except for how the bedroom is full of wet clothes now).


Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:24:52 am PDT #22772 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It is called flatware.

Ba-dum-bum-chhhh!


Trudy Booth - May 17, 2013 11:25:14 am PDT #22773 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Huge attic bee hive falls through bathroom ceiling - Boing Boing

After the initial shock I would be SO PSYCHED about all that attic honey.


Jessica - May 17, 2013 11:35:24 am PDT #22774 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On the up side, I just got a Geoguessr location DEAD ON (within 5 km) so WOO HOO LIFE!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2013 11:41:55 am PDT #22775 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

After the initial shock I would be SO PSYCHED about all that attic honey.

Well, for however much of it remained in the attic. Bathroom floor and toilet bowl honey? Less appetizing.