I just ate half of the most disappointing egg salad sandwich in the world. It looked SO GOOD but it was SO BLAND. What I thought were chopped up pickles were just chopped cucumber, and I don't think there was any salt added at all. The dill was in such big pieces all it did was get stuck in my teeth without adding any dill flavor. I threw the other half out because it was making me sad.
Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.
Tara ,'Empty Places'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - May 17, 2013 11:13:50 am PDT #22768 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:14:36 am PDT #22769 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
LIFE!!!
::SHAKES FIST AT SKY::
aurelia - May 17, 2013 11:18:58 am PDT #22770 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Also, why the fuck don't they make spoons with a bowl that can actually hold anything anymore? Fucking flat modern spoons.
It is called flatware.
Steph L. - May 17, 2013 11:19:42 am PDT #22771 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
LIFE!!!
I wanted to hang my laundry out to dry, and it started storming about 5 minutes after I thought about it (but I hadn't taken stuff out yet, so I call that a win, except for how the bedroom is full of wet clothes now).
Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:24:52 am PDT #22772 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It is called flatware.
Ba-dum-bum-chhhh!
Trudy Booth - May 17, 2013 11:25:14 am PDT #22773 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Huge attic bee hive falls through bathroom ceiling - Boing Boing
After the initial shock I would be SO PSYCHED about all that attic honey.
Jessica - May 17, 2013 11:35:24 am PDT #22774 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
On the up side, I just got a Geoguessr location DEAD ON (within 5 km) so WOO HOO LIFE!
Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2013 11:41:55 am PDT #22775 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
After the initial shock I would be SO PSYCHED about all that attic honey.
Well, for however much of it remained in the attic. Bathroom floor and toilet bowl honey? Less appetizing.
§ ita § - May 17, 2013 12:00:21 pm PDT #22776 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So if I pass on this geoguesser link, you guys get the same spots I did?
Not my highest score because I didn't get the right city, like Boston, but I had the right country every time, which, hey! So much better than any of the rest.
Zenkitty - May 17, 2013 12:02:36 pm PDT #22777 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I am staying the hell away from Geoguesser. I will fall in and never come out again.