Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:14:36 am PDT #22769 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

LIFE!!!

::SHAKES FIST AT SKY::


aurelia - May 17, 2013 11:18:58 am PDT #22770 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Also, why the fuck don't they make spoons with a bowl that can actually hold anything anymore? Fucking flat modern spoons.

It is called flatware.


Steph L. - May 17, 2013 11:19:42 am PDT #22771 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

LIFE!!!

I wanted to hang my laundry out to dry, and it started storming about 5 minutes after I thought about it (but I hadn't taken stuff out yet, so I call that a win, except for how the bedroom is full of wet clothes now).


Jesse - May 17, 2013 11:24:52 am PDT #22772 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It is called flatware.

Ba-dum-bum-chhhh!


Trudy Booth - May 17, 2013 11:25:14 am PDT #22773 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Huge attic bee hive falls through bathroom ceiling - Boing Boing

After the initial shock I would be SO PSYCHED about all that attic honey.


Jessica - May 17, 2013 11:35:24 am PDT #22774 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

On the up side, I just got a Geoguessr location DEAD ON (within 5 km) so WOO HOO LIFE!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 17, 2013 11:41:55 am PDT #22775 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

After the initial shock I would be SO PSYCHED about all that attic honey.

Well, for however much of it remained in the attic. Bathroom floor and toilet bowl honey? Less appetizing.


§ ita § - May 17, 2013 12:00:21 pm PDT #22776 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So if I pass on this geoguesser link, you guys get the same spots I did?

Not my highest score because I didn't get the right city, like Boston, but I had the right country every time, which, hey! So much better than any of the rest.


Zenkitty - May 17, 2013 12:02:36 pm PDT #22777 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am staying the hell away from Geoguesser. I will fall in and never come out again.


Jessica - May 17, 2013 12:03:37 pm PDT #22778 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So if I pass on this geoguesser link, you guys get the same spots I did?

That link comes up as a challenge to beat your score. Which of course I now have to do...