I didn't just move the meeting, I HALVED its length. I am invincible. And kinda hungry.

Anyway--does anyone read Surviving The World (.net)? I'm finding him amusing today: [link]

I just had the best thing happen! On my way to the vending machine, I said to my coworker, "I wish I had a cookie" -- and she handed me one! A little homemade chocolate chip! Just what I wanted! And would not have found in the vending machine.

Sweet.

I've never seen Surviving The World before--this is awesome! (Especially the Boston Red Sox hats.)

ita, thank you for adding something cool to my blogroll. Now if only I can get around to switching my RSS feeds over to another service that can support it fully.

I like this one: [link]

That's awesome, Jesse! I had a very healthy lunch, and am now thinking that I really want a tiny bit of sweet. But even if I went so far as to go buy something at a store, it would be too much, and I have no self-control, and would eat too much of it. Hrmph.

Also, my ear is all stopped up or weird or something, and I was hoping Sudafed would magically fix it and it hasn't. I'm hoping it's not my ear saying "that shit was TOO LOUD this weekend!" (because it SO was, dear lord, but I didn't have earplugs)

Thanks on the cat/harness/leash tips all!

Lee, you should be prepared; when we put a harness on TC, we got instant flat cat. He would belly-crawl around the floor and *would not* stand up and walk while the harness was on. Put the leash on him and he became immovable, unless we wanted to drag him like dead weight. We never got as far as outside because he was so miserable in the harness and leash, and he hated outside.

Of course, I know several people whose cats are thrilled when the harness and leash come out because it means walkies outside! I do recommend the vest-type harness, like the "kitty holster", rather than the strappy kind, because they're more secure. The figure-8 harness they used to recommend for cats is useless and easily slipped.

Meara, if your ear is stopped up I think the sequence is a) diffuse heat b) H2O2 c) that Walgreens chemical that also has the ear bulb. Hopefully it won't take you three days to get to the nuclear option.

Things recently said by me:

• It sounds exactly precisely like the TARDIS, actually.
• He travels through space and time in a blue phone box! That beats a lizard!
• You wouldn't travel through time if it was in a phone box???
• It's bigger on the inside. It has a pool and a library.
• English phone box.
• English police phone box. It wasn't the cellphone that made it redundant.
• But there still is a phone.

Things recently said to me:

• Oh, hey, Godzilla noise!
• Godzilla is cooler than that!
• Doesn't he know about the cellphone?
• I'd need to have a seat.
• Does it take quarters?
• Does it take English quarters?
• Ah.
• Ahhhh.

when we put a harness on TC, we got instant flat cat.

I can totally see Bubba doing that

Lee, you should be prepared; when we put a harness on TC, we got instant flat cat. He would belly-crawl around the floor and *would not* stand up and walk while the harness was on. Put the leash on him and he became immovable, unless we wanted to drag him like dead weight. We never got as far as outside because he was so miserable in the harness and leash, and he hated outside.

Hah. That's what happened when I tried to use a leash to retrieve our 20-lb bruiser from the people seven or eight blocks away who had found our "lost" cat. I ended up schlepping him over my shoulder for about a block until we were out of sight and then letting him go his merry way before it ended in hernias and bloodshed.

I tried taking Leo the Cat outside on a harness. I discovered that he can turn to liquid and slip out of a harness faster than I can yell "No!" and grab him. He will not wear a collar; he has neck issues. So after a couple delightful forays into the great outdoors, he slipped his harness and ran into the street, I nearly had a heart attack, ran and grabbed him, and he's never been allowed outside again. That's not to say he doesn't GO outside. As careful as I can be, he will still sometimes slip between my legs as I open the door and run for it. Mostly he just stops to eat grass, sometimes he ducks under the pine trees where I have trouble getting him.

Frankly, I regret ever introducing him to the outdoors. He'd been content to be an inside cat until he learned about Outside, and now he wants out and can't go.