I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - May 13, 2013 12:56:16 pm PDT #22346 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I tried taking Leo the Cat outside on a harness. I discovered that he can turn to liquid and slip out of a harness faster than I can yell "No!" and grab him. He will not wear a collar; he has neck issues. So after a couple delightful forays into the great outdoors, he slipped his harness and ran into the street, I nearly had a heart attack, ran and grabbed him, and he's never been allowed outside again. That's not to say he doesn't GO outside. As careful as I can be, he will still sometimes slip between my legs as I open the door and run for it. Mostly he just stops to eat grass, sometimes he ducks under the pine trees where I have trouble getting him.

Frankly, I regret ever introducing him to the outdoors. He'd been content to be an inside cat until he learned about Outside, and now he wants out and can't go.


Sheryl - May 13, 2013 1:15:57 pm PDT #22347 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Started my new job today. Sounds like they'll keep me busy, which is a good thing.

Also, I have a loaner/rental car.It's a Yaris. Woo hoo.


meara - May 13, 2013 1:38:49 pm PDT #22348 of 30001

Yay new job, Sheryl.

ita, thanks--the sudafed seems to have taken a bit of effect. Which I dislike, because that means I'm sick or something, and that I need to go buy more (which is such a process--damn you, meth addicts!).

I have to admit, I laughed my ass off at Pancake!Cat when my roommate tried to take hers outside on the leash. He disliked the harness and hid under her bed for quite a while when it first went on, but luckily he's more a fan of limpness and meowing, rather than fighting.


Jesse - May 13, 2013 1:42:07 pm PDT #22349 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks for the links, ita ! Did I mention we're over 2800 followers??


Consuela - May 13, 2013 1:45:07 pm PDT #22350 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Hey, Minnesota passed marriage equality! Yay Minnesota!


Atropa - May 13, 2013 1:57:10 pm PDT #22351 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I discovered that he can turn to liquid and slip out of a harness faster than I can yell "No!" and grab him.

That was Dread Beastie's trick, too. We've thought about trying to harness-train Vlad and Erzabet, but they're too big and rambunctious. I have a horrifying vision of Vlad really liking Outside and knocking out window screens so he can get Out.

(Seriously, Vlad is HUGE. Just turned two, is bigger than Tzepesh ever was, and is almost the same size Beastie was. We grow giant cats, apparently.)


Zenkitty - May 13, 2013 2:14:30 pm PDT #22352 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Leo is not a small cat. He did once shove a screen out of an open window and escape. I didn't know it for hours. He discovered skunk juice on that excursion. Now windows don't stay open more than a cat's head width unless I'm in the room! He hasn't tried that trick again though. Guess the skunk learnt him a lesson.

eta a Lesson, dammit, Samsung keyboard.


hippocampus - May 13, 2013 2:17:59 pm PDT #22353 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

congratulations, Sheryl!

So, this happened tonight at dinner: [link] Sprog. We are in so much trouble.


le nubian - May 13, 2013 3:17:28 pm PDT #22354 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Congrats Sheryl!


SuziQ - May 13, 2013 3:38:40 pm PDT #22355 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Arrrggg. I had a follow-up with the ob/gyn to make sure my Mirena is in the right place. Well, first they had told me I needed a full bladder for the ultrasound. So, I was ready for that. Then they were over 30 minutes late calling me back, only to tell me I didn't need a full bladder. They were very apologetic, but arrrgggg. Then I get Mr. Microphone and she had a difficult time finding it. My uterus is tipped oddly so instead of having the mirena perpendicular to the ultrasound waves, they were bouncing off only the bottom end of it. So, that was a fun experience. Oy. Bottom line is that everything seems fine and I don't have to go back there unless there is a complication.

And now I'm crampy. And grumpy. And want dinner to just appear. At least it was only an 8 hour work day since I had to leave for the appointment that wouldn't end.