Here you go... FarmersOnly.com commercial.
There are actually two on youtube...similarly hilarious.
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beekaytee - May 09, 2013 12:28:32 pm PDT #22002 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
§ ita § - May 09, 2013 12:50:07 pm PDT #22003 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ha, my attitude was that virginity was roughly akin to admitting you didn't know how to ride a bike
I make no pretense to knowing the stats, but virginity and bad in bed (or not knowing how to make your partner come their brains out don't *have* to be causal. Let's work to dissociate them.
DavidS - May 09, 2013 1:02:01 pm PDT #22004 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm going to have to stick with the notion that practicing your skills improves them. If you're going to hit that 10,000 hour threshold it's better to get started.
Sheryl - May 09, 2013 1:16:53 pm PDT #22005 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Urgh, cramps in my left leg. Dunno why.
§ ita § - May 09, 2013 1:27:15 pm PDT #22006 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm going to have to stick with the notion that practicing your skills improves them
I'm going to stick with the notion that most people aren't practising sex, they're doing it, and there isn't that huge a learning curve for big general sex (since they're repeating themselves, not honing their skills), and also that you need to learn to please the person you're with, and a lot of stuff that's not sex can help you do that.
Maybe you need to sleep with more...imaginative virgins?
Jesse - May 09, 2013 2:04:59 pm PDT #22007 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hey Lee, is the nail polish box still going?
le nubian - May 09, 2013 2:13:00 pm PDT #22008 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
So, please tell me to step away from the Internet and not argue with someone about a made up quote from Socrates.
I think I am losing my mind.
-t - May 09, 2013 2:28:18 pm PDT #22009 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Hyperbole and a half's Depression Part Two
I love her so much for saying things out loud I only whisper inside my own skull. So so much.
P.M. Marc - May 09, 2013 2:28:43 pm PDT #22010 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Maybe you need to sleep with more...imaginative virgins?
You may have just found exceedingly talented unicorn bait.
Because my experience pretty much lines up with Herc's.
Jesse - May 09, 2013 2:34:53 pm PDT #22011 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
STEP AWAY, LE NUBIAN.