I'm going to have to stick with the notion that practicing your skills improves them

I'm going to stick with the notion that most people aren't practising sex, they're doing it, and there isn't that huge a learning curve for big general sex (since they're repeating themselves, not honing their skills), and also that you need to learn to please the person you're with, and a lot of stuff that's not sex can help you do that.

Maybe you need to sleep with more...imaginative virgins?

Hey Lee, is the nail polish box still going?

So, please tell me to step away from the Internet and not argue with someone about a made up quote from Socrates.

I think I am losing my mind.

Hyperbole and a half's Depression Part Two

I love her so much for saying things out loud I only whisper inside my own skull. So so much.

Maybe you need to sleep with more...imaginative virgins?

You may have just found exceedingly talented unicorn bait.

Because my experience pretty much lines up with Herc's.

STEP AWAY, LE NUBIAN.

You may have just found exceedingly talented unicorn bait.

Or untalented veterans. I've never stuck around anyone long enough to chart their progress, but you absolutely can't draw a line through my bed partners that gives any simple function between (# of lays since cherry pop) and (ability to moisten knickers). You could correlate it to other things, like personality, and to some degree body awareness, etc. Some people are just bad lays, and other people in general throw themselves at the challenge with an open mind and sensitive fingers that...yeah.

a made up quote from Socrates.

Is it "like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives"? Because I would let that one slide, personally.

Hey Lee, is the nail polish box still going?

hangs head in shame

The nail polish box has been stalled at my house for a very long time. I will try to get it mailed out this weekend.

Oh, I don't even know if I'm still on the list! I just have polishes I don't want.