Maybe you should just apply for that job, work half the year and make the same money.
Hee! I would if I didn't already have a full time job that pays me 8 times what that would be!
Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?
Wash ,'Serenity'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - May 09, 2013 11:34:11 am PDT #21993 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
-t - May 09, 2013 11:34:25 am PDT #21994 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I just saw an ad for FarmersOnly.com, a dating site aimed at farmers and ranchers.
I see that ad kind of a lot. I also had sheep wandering in the ditch on the side of the road for part of my commute this morning, so...draw your own conclusions.
Burrell - May 09, 2013 11:35:59 am PDT #21995 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
In that case, Sophia, maybe he should double your pay for the supervisor position, and pay the other person what you're getting now.
Steph L. - May 09, 2013 11:36:03 am PDT #21996 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh no! Steph, you earwormed me!
My work here is done.
Steph L. - May 09, 2013 11:42:18 am PDT #21997 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Elizabeth Smart on how abstinence education contributed to her victimhood
Ugh. I remember similar stuff from the freak-ass church: nonmarried sex is baaaaaad, because then you won't have the "gift of purity" to offer your spouse. (They actually were pretty hardline about the same standards applying to men, so it wasn't just the idea of a woman's spoiled purity. So, uh, points to them for their broad-based messed-up thinking.)
tommyrot - May 09, 2013 11:47:17 am PDT #21998 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shit. I gave away my gift of purity more than 30 years ago in my parents' Mercury Marquis.
It's funny, but I was considering remaining a virgin until I got married, but once presented with the opportunity for sex, I forgot all about that.
DavidS - May 09, 2013 11:51:06 am PDT #21999 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ha, my attitude was that virginity was roughly akin to admitting you didn't know how to ride a bike. The sooner you got riding the better you'd get at it.
This philosophy actually served me pretty well.
eta: To clarify, I don't think there's anything shameful about virginity. I just didn't think there was anything admirable about it either.
erikaj - May 09, 2013 11:59:28 am PDT #22000 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Thinking of Monica from Friends talking about her "flower" and Rachel saying if she kept calling it that nobody would want it.
SuziQ - May 09, 2013 12:17:15 pm PDT #22001 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Kids are weird (changing the topic from virginity for the moment). Kid 1 - I'm going to the store, you may have to close your eyes when I get back. Kid 2 - You need to have [list of ingredients] in the house before Sunday.
At least I know they haven't forgotten Mother's Day?
Please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday, please let the rain stop by Saturday.
beekaytee - May 09, 2013 12:28:32 pm PDT #22002 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant