Oh my god conference call staff meeting will not eeeeeend....

I can't fathom a recently dead corpse being less appetising than shoes of any age. And I think I'm probably more fussy about "fresh" meat by virtue of living in the 21st century, as well as being a migraineuse. I'd always imagine I'd go for the person sooner. Or maybe my Docs are more preserved than their shoes too?

*I* think we should kill people and eat them. Not right now, clearly. Maybe later, when we need to. But I don't know enough to determine what's good eating. Finally, BMI might be useful. What kind of exercise is the wrong exercise? Do I want long muscle fibres or short? What body part(s) should I be focussing on?

They've given me the right amount of dilaudid in the way that works, and too little benadryl for the headache and not in the way that works, but my fingers crossed that it a) works for the itching and b) is enough with the dilaudid to address the issue. People are being very nice.

My neuro, who's been entirely absent today save the "sleep tight!" email has ordered me an ergotamine shot tomorrow. As things go, I sleep for an hour after that, because it makes me feel really horrible (changing and doubling the anti-emetic was a start, but not sufficient). But then I get the dilaudid and benadryl, and it knocks it out. If I have it alone, I have no idea when the nausea and dizziness AND MILD HEADACHE will end. And, hey, thought it might be nice if I went to the office sometime soon again.

Finally, BMI might be useful. What kind of exercise is the wrong exercise? Do I want long muscle fibres or short? What body part(s) should I be focussing on?

Isn't "streaky" bacon supposed to be awesome? Wherein the "streaks" are fat?

I might be very tasty. Damn.

I might be very tasty. Damn.

I know. I might have finally found a weight loss motivator. "Hmm, ita looks hungry, might be time to become too lean and stringy."

And my blood sugar runs too high. I might be especially sweet. Oops.

Oh, god, I did not expect Natter to devolve into my one absolutely guaranteed squick.

t runs away

Oops.

ita, I hope this visit gets you closer to functional.

I hate how everything tastes after a cleaning a flouride treatment. Blech. And funtimes, new/old cavity has resurfaced. Seems it was waiting for the opportunity, and a 16+ year old filling extricated itself and it got busy. Filling for now, but that tooth now goes next on the list for future crown.

Sigh.

Do I want long muscle fibres or short?

Flavor versus tenderness. What's your preference?

Oh, god, I did not expect Natter to devolve into my one absolutely guaranteed squick.

That's quite the reaction to bacon there.

Flavor versus tenderness. What's your preference?

I'm going with, "not being eaten".

I think I'd make really good bacon. You should massage me first, to get good marbling if you want steaks.

I think this [link] addresses this issue suitably.