Based on the nature of their character, which Muppet would have the highest probable factor of successfully assassinating Hitler?
I'm envisaging an
Ocean's Eleven
situation. The Swedish Chef has access to the weapons, Lou Zealand's their marksman, Miss Piggy for the hand-to-hand stuff. Dr Bunsen Honeywdew and Beaker for tech, Kermit for planning, Scooter's the fixer, and so on and so on. This week's special guest: Chris Evans!
I'm sorry, Nilly. That's such a hard loss. Peace be with your family.
Isn't The Great Muppet Caper already a movie?
Yeah, but it doesn't have Hitler.
Yeah, but it doesn't have Hitler
Dana speaks for me.
Nilly, I'm so sorry. Much love & strength to you & your family.
I have done something horrible to my upper back and it's getting worse. There's a knot underneath my right shoulderblade and raising my right arm hurts like hell.
Now I'm picturing a Hitler Muppet.
Possibly a Hitler Muppet profile only ever shown in shadow...
In which Gaia is sassy and has long term perspective: [link]