Wish me...happy organ harvesting?
Of all the gall!
No complicaitons-ma! Quick healing and good drugs.
This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Apr 18, 2013 6:16:33 am PDT #19261 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Apr 18, 2013 6:17:01 am PDT #19262 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Good luck, Strix!
vw bug - Apr 18, 2013 6:18:24 am PDT #19263 of 30001
Mostly lurking...
Yo!
Steph L. - Apr 18, 2013 6:18:41 am PDT #19264 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Bye-bye gallbladder! Then you can use that space to store things, like your keys, or an iPod.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:21:46 am PDT #19265 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Then you can use that space to store things, like your keys, or an iPod.
Wouldn't it be awesome if they took out the gallbladder and put in a pouch to store things! I have always wanted a pouch!
Toddson - Apr 18, 2013 6:29:34 am PDT #19266 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I imagine billytea would approve that - marsupial Buffistas!
Ginger - Apr 18, 2013 6:48:48 am PDT #19267 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And a fertilizer plant exploded in Texas.
A day after the anniversary of the 1947 fertilizer explosion that leveled Texas City [link] (In Annals of Government is Stupid, one of the main underlying reasons for the disaster was that the DoD classified ammonium nitrate as a weapon, even though at this point it was being used as fertilizer to win the hearts and minds of Europe, and therefore bags of ammonium nitrate weren't labeled as such and had no hazard warnings, so the people on ships full of ammonium nitrate had no idea there was a giant bomb beneath their feet.)
The warning really should be: "Beware the Ides of April."
I hope the surgery goes smoothly, Strix, and your insides stop troubling you.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:49:35 am PDT #19268 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I just posted this on facebook as well because I am fascinated by it- my student workers, almost all of them over the years, get confused about envelopes and folders-- they use the words interchangeably, they put things in envelopes when you ask them to put them in folders and vice versa. I think it is because there are manila envelopes and manila folders, but it is still funny. Also, my student today needed to be taught where the address and return address went on an envelope (and she is not the first one)
Steph L. - Apr 18, 2013 6:51:36 am PDT #19269 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
my student workers, almost all of them over the years, get confused about envelopes and folders-- they use the words interchangeably, they put things in envelopes when you ask them to put them in folders and vice versa.
WUT. I can't even comprehend how you can confuse a folder and an envelope!
(Although I work with people who refer to folders on the network server as "files," so there you are.)
Maria - Apr 18, 2013 6:59:46 am PDT #19270 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Jesse, the Good Stuff tumblr may see a lot more hits soon. I shared the link on FB with a friend of mine, who works with Katie Goodman and Hal Sparks. She just told me it's been shared far and wide.