Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2013 6:18:41 am PDT #19264 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Bye-bye gallbladder! Then you can use that space to store things, like your keys, or an iPod.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:21:46 am PDT #19265 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Then you can use that space to store things, like your keys, or an iPod.

Wouldn't it be awesome if they took out the gallbladder and put in a pouch to store things! I have always wanted a pouch!


Toddson - Apr 18, 2013 6:29:34 am PDT #19266 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I imagine billytea would approve that - marsupial Buffistas!


Ginger - Apr 18, 2013 6:48:48 am PDT #19267 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And a fertilizer plant exploded in Texas.

A day after the anniversary of the 1947 fertilizer explosion that leveled Texas City [link] (In Annals of Government is Stupid, one of the main underlying reasons for the disaster was that the DoD classified ammonium nitrate as a weapon, even though at this point it was being used as fertilizer to win the hearts and minds of Europe, and therefore bags of ammonium nitrate weren't labeled as such and had no hazard warnings, so the people on ships full of ammonium nitrate had no idea there was a giant bomb beneath their feet.)

The warning really should be: "Beware the Ides of April."

I hope the surgery goes smoothly, Strix, and your insides stop troubling you.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:49:35 am PDT #19268 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I just posted this on facebook as well because I am fascinated by it- my student workers, almost all of them over the years, get confused about envelopes and folders-- they use the words interchangeably, they put things in envelopes when you ask them to put them in folders and vice versa. I think it is because there are manila envelopes and manila folders, but it is still funny. Also, my student today needed to be taught where the address and return address went on an envelope (and she is not the first one)


Steph L. - Apr 18, 2013 6:51:36 am PDT #19269 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

my student workers, almost all of them over the years, get confused about envelopes and folders-- they use the words interchangeably, they put things in envelopes when you ask them to put them in folders and vice versa.

WUT. I can't even comprehend how you can confuse a folder and an envelope!

(Although I work with people who refer to folders on the network server as "files," so there you are.)


Maria - Apr 18, 2013 6:59:46 am PDT #19270 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Jesse, the Good Stuff tumblr may see a lot more hits soon. I shared the link on FB with a friend of mine, who works with Katie Goodman and Hal Sparks. She just told me it's been shared far and wide.


Toddson - Apr 18, 2013 7:00:54 am PDT #19271 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A good while ago I worked with someone who thought you needed a zip drive to read a zip file ... nothing would convince her otherwise. Or maybe she was just trying to get me to unzip files for her.

And I was once in the post office where someone wanted to send a package, but they'd reversed the position of the to and from addresses - the address of the person they were sending the package TO was in small writing in the upper left of the package, the return address was larger and in the center. The clerk managed to not "go postal" at having to explain that that wasn't going to work.


-t - Apr 18, 2013 7:06:43 am PDT #19272 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Surgery~ma, Strix!


SuziQ - Apr 18, 2013 7:16:35 am PDT #19273 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Easy surgery and quick healing~ma to Strix.

I have absolutely no umph today. I don't wanna work. I don't wanna take a day off (how pathetic is that). I just don't wanna.