This week is fucked up.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Apr 18, 2013 5:24:57 am PDT #19251 of 30001
Because books.
brenda m - Apr 18, 2013 5:28:12 am PDT #19252 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If the end times come, it will most def. be this week. (But hopefully not this year.)
§ ita § - Apr 18, 2013 5:35:09 am PDT #19253 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In the category of "if only I could work out an application for this technology" this is an impressive entry: [link]
Jessica - Apr 18, 2013 5:40:07 am PDT #19254 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
this is an impressive entry
Ha! Oh, that's fun.
tommyrot - Apr 18, 2013 6:01:44 am PDT #19255 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I drove to work today, which was a mistake. Because the street was flooded, I had to enter my car from the passenger side. Climbing over the center console was tricky and I got mud all over the inside of my car. It turned out there was flooding all over the place so it took me an extra hour to get to work.
Toddson - Apr 18, 2013 6:03:18 am PDT #19256 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
A local car dealership has a radio ad that, on top of everything that's happened this week, gave me a start:
A killer meteor is approaching the Earth!
(blah blah)
Your toothbrush is trying to kill you!
(blah blah sales pitch)
Sinkholes are swallowing Florida!
(end of sales pitch)
jeepers
Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:09:41 am PDT #19257 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I feel like being a grown-up means bad things happening, and people dying every day. And I am finally feeling like a grownup...
Strix - Apr 18, 2013 6:15:29 am PDT #19258 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hope for no sinkholes, et. al.; I'm headin' into the surgery center!
Wish me...happy organ harvesting? (Damn, I am hungry and thirsty...)
sj - Apr 18, 2013 6:16:20 am PDT #19259 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Surgery~ma, Strix.
Consuela - Apr 18, 2013 6:16:25 am PDT #19260 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Good luck, Strix! I'm sure it'll go fine.