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Toddson - Apr 18, 2013 6:03:18 am PDT #19256 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A local car dealership has a radio ad that, on top of everything that's happened this week, gave me a start:

A killer meteor is approaching the Earth!

(blah blah)

Your toothbrush is trying to kill you!

(blah blah sales pitch)

Sinkholes are swallowing Florida!

(end of sales pitch)

jeepers

Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:09:41 am PDT #19257 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I feel like being a grown-up means bad things happening, and people dying every day. And I am finally feeling like a grownup...

Strix - Apr 18, 2013 6:15:29 am PDT #19258 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hope for no sinkholes, et. al.; I'm headin' into the surgery center!

Wish me...happy organ harvesting? (Damn, I am hungry and thirsty...)

sj - Apr 18, 2013 6:16:20 am PDT #19259 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Surgery~ma, Strix.

Consuela - Apr 18, 2013 6:16:25 am PDT #19260 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Good luck, Strix! I'm sure it'll go fine.

DavidS - Apr 18, 2013 6:16:33 am PDT #19261 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wish me...happy organ harvesting?

Of all the gall!

No complicaitons-ma! Quick healing and good drugs.

tommyrot - Apr 18, 2013 6:17:01 am PDT #19262 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good luck, Strix!

vw bug - Apr 18, 2013 6:18:24 am PDT #19263 of 30001
Mostly lurking...

Yo!

Steph L. - Apr 18, 2013 6:18:41 am PDT #19264 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Bye-bye gallbladder! Then you can use that space to store things, like your keys, or an iPod.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2013 6:21:46 am PDT #19265 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Then you can use that space to store things, like your keys, or an iPod.

Wouldn't it be awesome if they took out the gallbladder and put in a pouch to store things! I have always wanted a pouch!

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