Man, I was just feeding the birds and that thistle seed smelled really appetizing. What is that about?
Don't I get a cookie?
Spike ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Apr 12, 2013 4:10:17 am PDT #18358 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
cliomusing - Apr 12, 2013 4:52:23 am PDT #18359 of 30001
"Come on, put your back into it. A Watcher scoffs at gravity."
Morning, everybody, and thanks for all the greetings!
The gif of the squirrel going all ninja appeared on the stuffed animal appeared on my tumblr this morning. Took a walk around the Quad, but the memory of that gif had me looking very shifty eyed at one little grey bastard who wouldn't back down from his perch on a tree.
Amy - Apr 12, 2013 4:53:51 am PDT #18360 of 30001
Because books.
The rain today is nearly apocalyptic.
msbelle - Apr 12, 2013 5:35:50 am PDT #18361 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
NO WORD YET! I DO NOT WAIT WELL!!! END TIMES SCENARIOS IN MY HEAD! (well, end times for my employment here).
Lee - Apr 12, 2013 5:49:11 am PDT #18362 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Try to stay dry and not float away, Amy.
I hope you hear soon, msbelle.
I am already tired of my work today, and I am still sitting at home. At least it's Friday.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 12, 2013 5:52:56 am PDT #18363 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Hi Monica!
Deer are the largest animals I've seen in the wild - they frequently wander around the woods near my office, and I've had to dodge whole families of them crossing backroads across Arkansas. Though I suppose the baby bear I got to pet in Washington D.C. has grown up larger than that by now.
Laura - Apr 12, 2013 6:09:27 am PDT #18364 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Greetings Monica!
Moose would be the biggest, near Moose River in Old Forge, NY.
Nice employment updates! May good word come soon, msbelle.
Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2013 6:21:36 am PDT #18365 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Not your average bear.
Not your average pic-i-nic basket.
It might be worth noting that successful axe murderers are rarely accused.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2013 6:38:47 am PDT #18366 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the largest animal I've seen minding its own business not in a zoo or game park or anything is a wildebeest. I'm assuming they are bigger than the intermittently domesticated cows that used to be popular in Kingston in the 70s.
We heard something nosing around our (poorly cleaned) campsite in the Anti Atlas mountains of Morocco. No word on species or size. We basically just huddled and swore and stared dubiously at the entrance to the tent.
Monica? Monica? Oh! Monica. Hi Monica!
Gudanov - Apr 12, 2013 6:39:25 am PDT #18367 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I may have posted this before but I don't remember. It's a massive pun run of dog puns by Andy Zaltzman with John Oliver as the victim.
Don't follow the link if puns make you bleed from the ears. If not, then it's worth a listen.