Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Apr 12, 2013 6:09:27 am PDT #18364 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Greetings Monica!

Moose would be the biggest, near Moose River in Old Forge, NY.

Nice employment updates! May good word come soon, msbelle.


Trudy Booth - Apr 12, 2013 6:21:36 am PDT #18365 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Not your average bear.

Not your average pic-i-nic basket.

It might be worth noting that successful axe murderers are rarely accused.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2013 6:38:47 am PDT #18366 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think the largest animal I've seen minding its own business not in a zoo or game park or anything is a wildebeest. I'm assuming they are bigger than the intermittently domesticated cows that used to be popular in Kingston in the 70s.

We heard something nosing around our (poorly cleaned) campsite in the Anti Atlas mountains of Morocco. No word on species or size. We basically just huddled and swore and stared dubiously at the entrance to the tent.

Monica? Monica? Oh! Monica. Hi Monica!


Gudanov - Apr 12, 2013 6:39:25 am PDT #18367 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I may have posted this before but I don't remember. It's a massive pun run of dog puns by Andy Zaltzman with John Oliver as the victim.

[link]

Don't follow the link if puns make you bleed from the ears. If not, then it's worth a listen.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2013 6:44:16 am PDT #18368 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

All the deer I've seen wandering around the DC suburbs have been medium sized does. Not very impressive.

Probably the biggest wild animals I've ever seen were water buffalo in India, but they were way off in the distance.


SuziQ - Apr 12, 2013 6:57:19 am PDT #18369 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm pretty sure my largest animal in the wild was the bear that came into our campsite in Yosemite. Yogi was HUGE (I was also about 10). I still have the sleeping bag case that he ripped up looking for food (mom repaired it and the sleeping bag still fits in it).


juliana - Apr 12, 2013 7:04:47 am PDT #18370 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I have seen a mama grizzly bear and her cub from about 100 yards away in Denali, but I (well, my mom, but I was right behind her) have whacked a moose on the butt with our front door. I would rather face down a mama grizzly than an angry moose, I'll tell you.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2013 7:05:11 am PDT #18371 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am really happy that the UFC takes a stance on its members being transphobic: [link]

However, in the category of not taking a stance: [link] think it's dodgy that her doctors commented, but I suppose she could have given permission.


Sue - Apr 12, 2013 7:05:48 am PDT #18372 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I've seen moose in the wild. And whales.

Biggest urban animal was a deer. Though the rats here can be pretty impressive.


cliomusing - Apr 12, 2013 7:05:53 am PDT #18373 of 30001
"Come on, put your back into it. A Watcher scoffs at gravity."

Supposedly there are bison in Golden Gate park. I really want to see them this summer - the only bison I've seen before are the ones ground into hamburger on my plate.