Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Apr 01, 2013 9:01:20 am PDT #16781 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I just heard an interesting story on NPR. It was about a gay Christian who was talking about his book he wrote regarding his search for Jesus. He was much more patient about the Westborough Baptist Church then I am and overall sounded pretty reflective and kind. FYI to anyone here interested.


Polgara - Apr 01, 2013 9:08:31 am PDT #16782 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

if you can't trust random strangers on the internet, who can you trust?

Random strangers on the internet who say you can trust random strangers on the internet?

....on April Fool's Day.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2013 9:12:14 am PDT #16783 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I unfollowed someone on Tumblr because their idea of funny was twenty five flashing animated GIFs with Misha Collins' face superimposed on everything, and I doubt I'll remember to add them back. I have fallen for one online link, and almost reposted it before I realised that today it's a prank--tomorrow it will be a joke, so I'll do it then, maybe.

I brought some of the cookie press product into work--the ones that didn't break, and they're harder to get rid of than they should be. But I did find one guy whose birthday it was, so five of those suckers gone at once. Apparently "hey! I have birthday cookies for you!" startles people.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2013 9:25:16 am PDT #16784 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it just me, or is ThinkGeek's April Fools Day selections a little disappointing this year?


DavidS - Apr 01, 2013 9:33:39 am PDT #16785 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is it just me, or is ThinkGeek's April Fools Day selections a little disappointing this year?

You don't want the BMO interactive buddy?!!


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2013 9:52:47 am PDT #16786 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The car decal is perfection to me.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2013 9:59:50 am PDT #16787 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The car decal is perfection to me.

I know! I would buy the hell out of that. (As opposed to just buying it. Just buying stuff is for chumps.)


sarameg - Apr 01, 2013 10:11:19 am PDT #16788 of 30001

Nothing is working right, I have a massive rash or huge dry skin patch all over my throat, I woke up too damned early and bleah.


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2013 10:24:40 am PDT #16789 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The only thing I've actually fallen for is the Somerville Local First (promotes local spending) announcing they're partnering with a new Walmart store that's moving in soon.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2013 10:26:48 am PDT #16790 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got a little thrown off because our internal newsletter had one fake story in it. I kind of thought it would be all or nothing, so when I got to the ridiculous one, I scanned back over the rest.

I ate too much candy. Don't let me go to CVS for the next couple of days, OK?