This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2013 9:59:50 am PDT #16787 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The car decal is perfection to me.

I know! I would buy the hell out of that. (As opposed to just buying it. Just buying stuff is for chumps.)


sarameg - Apr 01, 2013 10:11:19 am PDT #16788 of 30001

Nothing is working right, I have a massive rash or huge dry skin patch all over my throat, I woke up too damned early and bleah.


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2013 10:24:40 am PDT #16789 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The only thing I've actually fallen for is the Somerville Local First (promotes local spending) announcing they're partnering with a new Walmart store that's moving in soon.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2013 10:26:48 am PDT #16790 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got a little thrown off because our internal newsletter had one fake story in it. I kind of thought it would be all or nothing, so when I got to the ridiculous one, I scanned back over the rest.

I ate too much candy. Don't let me go to CVS for the next couple of days, OK?


Theodosia - Apr 01, 2013 10:36:25 am PDT #16791 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Also: there is NO Walmart store moving in. There was a to-do last year with a significant citizen outcry when Walmart submitted a request to have a store in a new shopping district going up, but it ended up with the mayor and city aldermen elbowing each other aside to denounce it most loudly. So the SLF announcement worked on two levels, that the Walmart project was back (and had somehow slipped through) and that the SLF was selling out.


Jessica - Apr 01, 2013 10:39:08 am PDT #16792 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Holy crap you guys I'm getting a tax refund from state AND federal this year! I don't think this has happened since DH and I started filing jointly, over a decade ago. (Well, there have been a couple of years where we got tiny refunds from both, but then paid them instantly in filing fees. This is the first year we've gotten REAL money back.)

Of course it's all going to pay off credit card bills, but still. Money!


sarameg - Apr 01, 2013 10:51:50 am PDT #16793 of 30001

There's one going around that I'm 99.99% sure is an AFs. Except knowing the possible perpetrator, they might actually hatch something that ambitious AND announce it on 4/1 just to stir uncertainty.

So I'm waiting to let go of that 0.01% until tomorrow.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2013 11:11:08 am PDT #16794 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, Christ. I totally "on" (Why do people say that? You're wrong! It's "by"!) accident posted Misha's picture on the provocateuse tumblr on the same day his fans are going so crazy posting him everywhere that the guy who runs Tumblr has noticed.

Are there takebacks? I hope I didn't lose followers...


Jesse - Apr 01, 2013 11:31:15 am PDT #16795 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Somebody I might be about to unfollow on tumblr just posted this, and all I want to do is respond that salt is not a plant.


Amy - Apr 01, 2013 11:36:08 am PDT #16796 of 30001
Because books.

She's full of shit anyway. A nice rare piece of filet mignon tastes delicious completely naked.