The puppy purse is Quevenzhane's signature!
Thanks to that woman and her cleavage, I now know that there exists a woman named Lisa Vanderpump, which is kind of an awesome last name.
Lisa Vanderpump is kind of an awesome woman. I watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I'm not ashamed. That woman falling out of her dress is Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife.
OK that horrible dress that she was falling out of? I just read she designed it herself?!?!?! awful.
Dill, I have dill! Awesome. And I think there were fennel bits amongst the vegetables, so that's probably enough added flavour.
I'm not watching the red carpet, reading the w&p without context is a little surreal.
I hate Seth MacFarlane.
I have not paid enough attention to him until now to have many feels about him, but I am beginning to agree
I wasn't sure I hated Seth MacFarlane, but it's pretty clear that I don't want to look at his stupid face, and he's really making me feel uncomfortable. Also, I'm unsure which of his lines are jokes.
Good call, though, on the Channing Tatum. If you want to distract me on the "stupid face" front, he's exactly the guy. His personality seems fine, but he is a stupid face.
I was...pleasantly not as horrified as I expected to be by MacFarlane's opening act.
I was...pleasantly not as horrified as I expected to be by MacFarlane's opening act.
If he just did everything in the voice of Brian (the dog) then he'd be fine.
McFarlane has a nice voice. He just needs to have other people write the majority of his words and add a soundtrack.
I was...pleasantly not as horrified as I expected to be by MacFarlane's opening act.
Exactly! I was preemptively in the hall, but I didn't need to be.
Also, Charlize Theron dancing was delightful. Channing Tatum looked a little heavy on his feet, though.