I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Feb 24, 2013 4:13:00 pm PST #12617 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok, being played off with the music from Jaws. Genius.


Polgara - Feb 24, 2013 4:14:41 pm PST #12618 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Oh whew! Everyone on my FB thought it was the worst opening they'd ever seen, and I was getting worried that I was the only person who didn't think it was terrible at all.


Zenkitty - Feb 24, 2013 4:19:44 pm PST #12619 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Some of McFarlane's jokes are uncomfortable clunkers, but hell - like that's never happened before.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2013 4:21:48 pm PST #12620 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I thought it was awkward as fuck. If William Shatner improves things, they were pretty sorry for me. The dancing was the best part--I saw Tatum fumble his hands a little, but his feet looked fine at least as far as I was following. The dancing and the innocuous songs were good, but very indistinct.

I find Seth has also a very indistinct voice. I'm never going to know that's him.

Poor Hobbit. Between 48fps and live singing their makeup didn't stand a chance.

So far I feel the ceremony's only been funny a couple of times, and it was mostly Melissa deadpanning. But I'm way OTT in love with her, so perspective probably lost for all time.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2013 4:22:05 pm PST #12621 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Obviously Amy Poehler and Tina Fey need to tag team this next year.


le nubian - Feb 24, 2013 4:30:54 pm PST #12622 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Yeah, I didn't like Seth's opening at all and I kind of want him to disappear for the rest of the Oscars. I hadn't paid *much* attention to him except to know "Family Guy" ain't my thing.

Now I hate him.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 24, 2013 4:31:30 pm PST #12623 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am watching House of Cards, and I am wondering why all the good shows lately are about reprehensible people.


Amy - Feb 24, 2013 4:31:37 pm PST #12624 of 30001
Because books.

I want Ellen to do it again.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2013 4:33:52 pm PST #12625 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and I am wondering why all the good shows lately are about reprehensible people.

Good people don't make those interesting bad choices which are fun to dramatize, cf., Richard III.


le nubian - Feb 24, 2013 4:35:35 pm PST #12626 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I don't know how far you are into HoC, but it gets worse.