I wasn't sure I hated Seth MacFarlane, but it's pretty clear that I don't want to look at his stupid face, and he's really making me feel uncomfortable. Also, I'm unsure which of his lines are jokes.
I see your uhhhhhhhhhhh and raise you a gnyeh.
Buffy ,'Potential'
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§ ita § - Feb 24, 2013 3:38:47 pm PST #12611 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2013 3:42:35 pm PST #12612 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Good call, though, on the Channing Tatum. If you want to distract me on the "stupid face" front, he's exactly the guy. His personality seems fine, but he is a stupid face.
Jessica - Feb 24, 2013 4:05:44 pm PST #12613 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I was...pleasantly not as horrified as I expected to be by MacFarlane's opening act.
DavidS - Feb 24, 2013 4:07:56 pm PST #12614 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was...pleasantly not as horrified as I expected to be by MacFarlane's opening act.
If he just did everything in the voice of Brian (the dog) then he'd be fine.
Calli - Feb 24, 2013 4:10:22 pm PST #12615 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
McFarlane has a nice voice. He just needs to have other people write the majority of his words and add a soundtrack.
Amy - Feb 24, 2013 4:11:33 pm PST #12616 of 30001
Because books.
I was...pleasantly not as horrified as I expected to be by MacFarlane's opening act.
Exactly! I was preemptively in the hall, but I didn't need to be.
Also, Charlize Theron dancing was delightful. Channing Tatum looked a little heavy on his feet, though.
SuziQ - Feb 24, 2013 4:13:00 pm PST #12617 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Ok, being played off with the music from Jaws. Genius.
Polgara - Feb 24, 2013 4:14:41 pm PST #12618 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Oh whew! Everyone on my FB thought it was the worst opening they'd ever seen, and I was getting worried that I was the only person who didn't think it was terrible at all.
Zenkitty - Feb 24, 2013 4:19:44 pm PST #12619 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Some of McFarlane's jokes are uncomfortable clunkers, but hell - like that's never happened before.
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2013 4:21:48 pm PST #12620 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I thought it was awkward as fuck. If William Shatner improves things, they were pretty sorry for me. The dancing was the best part--I saw Tatum fumble his hands a little, but his feet looked fine at least as far as I was following. The dancing and the innocuous songs were good, but very indistinct.
I find Seth has also a very indistinct voice. I'm never going to know that's him.
Poor Hobbit. Between 48fps and live singing their makeup didn't stand a chance.
So far I feel the ceremony's only been funny a couple of times, and it was mostly Melissa deadpanning. But I'm way OTT in love with her, so perspective probably lost for all time.