You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Feb 24, 2013 2:30:22 pm PST #12602 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I can see aureola!

this made me laugh out loud. I want to shout "I can see underpants" in return but that's silly.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2013 2:43:00 pm PST #12603 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm watching Charlize Theron stand like she's shy about her dress. C'mon, lady! That's better. Sashay!


Jessica - Feb 24, 2013 2:46:58 pm PST #12604 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh Naomi Watts No.

Quvenzhane Wallis's outfit is my favorite so far. Especially the puppy purse. Every starlet should accessorize so well.

That puppy purse ROCKED.


flea - Feb 24, 2013 2:48:25 pm PST #12605 of 30001
information libertarian

The puppy was wearing a tutu. Or a tulle dress. Something, anyway.


Typo Boy - Feb 24, 2013 2:51:02 pm PST #12606 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Chicken stock - agree with garlic and raise you dill. (dried of both work fine in chicken stock - not that fresh is not better but dried is still really really good.)


Jesse - Feb 24, 2013 3:23:57 pm PST #12607 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The puppy purse is Quevenzhane's signature!

Thanks to that woman and her cleavage, I now know that there exists a woman named Lisa Vanderpump, which is kind of an awesome last name.

Lisa Vanderpump is kind of an awesome woman. I watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I'm not ashamed. That woman falling out of her dress is Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife.


msbelle - Feb 24, 2013 3:25:52 pm PST #12608 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

OK that horrible dress that she was falling out of? I just read she designed it herself?!?!?! awful.


-t - Feb 24, 2013 3:34:27 pm PST #12609 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Dill, I have dill! Awesome. And I think there were fennel bits amongst the vegetables, so that's probably enough added flavour.

I'm not watching the red carpet, reading the w&p without context is a little surreal.


Lee - Feb 24, 2013 3:36:13 pm PST #12610 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I hate Seth MacFarlane.

I have not paid enough attention to him until now to have many feels about him, but I am beginning to agree


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2013 3:38:47 pm PST #12611 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wasn't sure I hated Seth MacFarlane, but it's pretty clear that I don't want to look at his stupid face, and he's really making me feel uncomfortable. Also, I'm unsure which of his lines are jokes.