I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2013 2:23:06 pm PST #12120 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My bras are sized to squish my breasts at maximum comfort. I don't want them looser than that for day to day wear. Any more squishing is, by definition, less comfortable, so unappealing.


bon bon - Feb 20, 2013 2:26:51 pm PST #12121 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Every time I stick something in my bra it gets moist. I'm surprised this is not seemingly more of a problem!


Sophia Brooks - Feb 20, 2013 2:33:40 pm PST #12122 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My bad news of the day:

A former student of mine (who is now 24) dissappeared sometime after midnight Monday. She was at her parents house, they saw her come in at midnight, and when they got up she was not there. No one has heard from her since. All my students and former students are posting all over facebook with missing, and telling her to come home etc. And I feel horrible, because I think she is dead. I don't think 24 year old women disappear, leaving no trace, no computer use, no phone use, and no credit card use without being dead or injured-- even if seriously mentally ill, I feel like an ATM card would have been used. And I feel horrible and sick about it because she was lovely and bright and talented and had a wonderful future ahead of her. But scenarios like being kidnapped and held or getting amnesia or running away seem unlikely and illogical.

I went through this with a work friend's BFF many years ago, and they had so much hope, only for the young man to be found dead in the spring in a field he was walking across. He had died the same day he dissappeared.


Dana - Feb 20, 2013 2:36:40 pm PST #12123 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Unless something goes horribly wrong (note to the Universe: this is NOT A DARE), Husband has accepted a job offer in Houston. The formal offer letter should come on Monday.

And if the Houston thing falls through, he also has an offer from ABQ. So we are set.

(But I would prefer Houston.)


Scrappy - Feb 20, 2013 2:38:45 pm PST #12124 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Congrats, Husband of Dana! Go Houston!


sarameg - Feb 20, 2013 2:39:47 pm PST #12125 of 30001

I stash tampons (ob) in my bra all the time on no-pockets days. My boobs are very squishy, so you can't even tell. If the bra was so tightly fitting that something couldn't be mashed in there, I wouldn't be able to breathe.

I'm sorry, Sophia.


Dana - Feb 20, 2013 2:40:14 pm PST #12126 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Unfortunate crosspost. I'm sorry, Sophia. I hope she turns up safe.


JZ - Feb 20, 2013 2:48:50 pm PST #12127 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

All good thoughts to your former student, Sophia, and to you.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2013 2:58:35 pm PST #12128 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, I've never wanted you to be wrong more than this (well, or ever). Life needs to be baffling and surprising in as many positive ways as possible.

Someone gave me a link to this jewellery. I don't know where that goes, and I already took Safesearch off at work once (bondage has non porn uses!) and I don't want to reverse image search anything risqué...


erikaj - Feb 20, 2013 3:09:31 pm PST #12129 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I would agree that sounds very bad, Sophia. But I'm still hoping for the best.