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Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

Dawn ,'Sleeper'

Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 10:35:38 am PST #11234 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Department-wide awesomeness deficit, to be remediated by the development of a fully accessible, intranet based program of My Awesomeness Veneration, with incentives (like ice cream vending machines) for divisions within my department that achieve 75% or better staff participation in MAV.

So far, JZ is the clear leader in self-evaluations.

Fred Pete - Feb 13, 2013 10:36:11 am PST #11235 of 30001

Ann, that's a ferret.

So he picked a sapphire because...I don't remember the reason he gave. I think he just liked it.

I like the color of sapphires. I think it'll look good on you.

Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:37:28 am PST #11236 of 30001

Coding and Sleeping

Department-wide awesomeness deficit, to be remediated by the development of a fully accessible, intranet based program of My Awesomeness Veneration, with incentives (like ice cream vending machines) for divisions within my department that achieve 75% or better staff participation in MAV.

I'm in awe.

JZ - Feb 13, 2013 10:39:07 am PST #11237 of 30001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Great participation, team! Ice cream vending machines for tommy and Gud, stat!

tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 10:41:45 am PST #11238 of 30001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's what I've come up with for my self-eval so far:

I am awesome, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna deny my awesome again

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much awesome I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (awesome)
I am invincible (awesome)
I am awesome

msbelle - Feb 13, 2013 10:49:22 am PST #11239 of 30001

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

AWESOME! That is one of my go to karaoke songs, so I would have to sing it.

shrift - Feb 13, 2013 10:52:33 am PST #11240 of 30001

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Aww, congratulations, Steph!

I just caused a bubble wrap stand off on my team. This may turn into a war of attrition before the day is out.

sumi - Feb 13, 2013 10:53:09 am PST #11241 of 30001

Art Crawl!!!

Teppy - your story made me tear up. So adorable.

Also - ten videos of dogs walking horses. . . I like the alternative title: 10 videos of dogs trying to play tug with horses that just want to eat some grass.

§ ita § - Feb 13, 2013 10:53:20 am PST #11242 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm just trying to wait for a gap in my manager's day so I can tell her I need to go home. All I'm doing is staring at a blank screen.

SuziQ - Feb 13, 2013 10:58:01 am PST #11243 of 30001

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Motivation today - nil.
Deadlines today - one big one, but I'm missing input from 6 key people.
Knee healing process - eh. Still hurts to move it. And apparently I make strange noises when I need to reposition myself.
JZ - Awesome squared
ita ! - Can you just send her an e-mail and then take off?

eta
Les Miz on stage - two tickets! So excited for May now.

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