Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:37:28 am PST #11236 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Department-wide awesomeness deficit, to be remediated by the development of a fully accessible, intranet based program of My Awesomeness Veneration, with incentives (like ice cream vending machines) for divisions within my department that achieve 75% or better staff participation in MAV.

I'm in awe.


JZ - Feb 13, 2013 10:39:07 am PST #11237 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Great participation, team! Ice cream vending machines for tommy and Gud, stat!


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 10:41:45 am PST #11238 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Here's what I've come up with for my self-eval so far:

I am awesome, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna deny my awesome again

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much awesome I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (awesome)
I am invincible (awesome)
I am awesome


msbelle - Feb 13, 2013 10:49:22 am PST #11239 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

AWESOME! That is one of my go to karaoke songs, so I would have to sing it.


shrift - Feb 13, 2013 10:52:33 am PST #11240 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Aww, congratulations, Steph!

I just caused a bubble wrap stand off on my team. This may turn into a war of attrition before the day is out.


sumi - Feb 13, 2013 10:53:09 am PST #11241 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Teppy - your story made me tear up. So adorable.

Also - ten videos of dogs walking horses. . . I like the alternative title: 10 videos of dogs trying to play tug with horses that just want to eat some grass.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2013 10:53:20 am PST #11242 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm just trying to wait for a gap in my manager's day so I can tell her I need to go home. All I'm doing is staring at a blank screen.


SuziQ - Feb 13, 2013 10:58:01 am PST #11243 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Motivation today - nil.
Deadlines today - one big one, but I'm missing input from 6 key people.
Knee healing process - eh. Still hurts to move it. And apparently I make strange noises when I need to reposition myself.
JZ - Awesome squared
ita ! - Can you just send her an e-mail and then take off?

eta
Les Miz on stage - two tickets! So excited for May now.


Kate P. - Feb 13, 2013 11:04:10 am PST #11244 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

And then I dumped the ring out, he took it, got down on one creaky knee and proposed, and after the yeses and kisses, he said, "Seriously, this is called a tiara setting. You get to wear a tiara every day!"

OK, I'm seriously grinning like a loon right now. That's such a wonderful, sweet story. Good job, Tim!


Burrell - Feb 13, 2013 11:43:23 am PST #11245 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh ita, I hope you get home soon.