Raise your hand if 'ew.'

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:01:32 am PST #11222 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Congrats Steph and Boy!


Jessica - Feb 13, 2013 10:02:30 am PST #11223 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just answer everything 'Awesome' except for areas to improve on and put 'Being even more awesome'.

That's not going to work for questions like:

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?


Burrell - Feb 13, 2013 10:05:40 am PST #11224 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?

I can barely understand what they are asking. Yeesh.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:06:07 am PST #11225 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

For those you just put "Awesome, think about it."


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 10:07:55 am PST #11226 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?

Lack of Ice cream vending machines. Which is an opportunity to install ince cream vending machines.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:16:06 am PST #11227 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I can barely understand what they are asking. Yeesh.

I suspect some of the questions on those forms are just there to fuck with us.


Atropa - Feb 13, 2013 10:20:43 am PST #11228 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?

Oh wait, I know this one! Talk about the opportunities to improve communication and strengthen partnership across roles!

(Yes, I wrote my self-eval recently.)


Jessica - Feb 13, 2013 10:27:01 am PST #11229 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wait, I almost forgot I have the talking points from Bellwether pinned above my desk!

  • Optimize potential
  • Facilitate empowerment
  • Implement visioning
  • Strategize priorities
  • Augment core structures


meara - Feb 13, 2013 10:29:57 am PST #11230 of 30001

Nice. Love the bellwether talking points. I have also cribbed previous company talking points into new company ones--"I am change-ready and learning-focused!"


Frankenbuddha - Feb 13, 2013 10:31:16 am PST #11231 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I've been so far behing all week but:

Congrats to Teppy and Tim! I love the idea of your Batman wedding.

Also, congrats to Jesse for paying of the CCs. I hope to be there by the end of this year.