Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.

'Trash'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Feb 13, 2013 9:55:30 am PST #11218 of 30001
Swouncing

And cereal [Edit: who am I kidding, chocolate and a cookie, in order to convince myself to get back to grading, and make this post, too, all meMeME] because it deserves its own post: happy birthday, connie! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderfu year!


Jessica - Feb 13, 2013 9:57:04 am PST #11219 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This just in: self-evals are annoying.


Rick - Feb 13, 2013 10:00:11 am PST #11220 of 30001

Holy. Crap.

In fairness, my university, like Hil's, is an astounding bargain for in-state students. A motivated student at any of these midwestern behemoths can get a world-class education for the price of, well, for the price of eight years of decent daycare. Not bad.

Disclaimer: unmotivated students can get a degree at one of these schools without learning anything. They need the added attention that a smaller, more expensive school can provide.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:00:59 am PST #11221 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Just answer everything 'Awesome' except for areas to improve on and put 'Being even more awesome'.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:01:32 am PST #11222 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Congrats Steph and Boy!


Jessica - Feb 13, 2013 10:02:30 am PST #11223 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just answer everything 'Awesome' except for areas to improve on and put 'Being even more awesome'.

That's not going to work for questions like:

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?


Burrell - Feb 13, 2013 10:05:40 am PST #11224 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?

I can barely understand what they are asking. Yeesh.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:06:07 am PST #11225 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

For those you just put "Awesome, think about it."


tommyrot - Feb 13, 2013 10:07:55 am PST #11226 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Thinking of your current role, what opportunities within your department do you see to help you develop?

Lack of Ice cream vending machines. Which is an opportunity to install ince cream vending machines.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2013 10:16:06 am PST #11227 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I can barely understand what they are asking. Yeesh.

I suspect some of the questions on those forms are just there to fuck with us.