I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nilly - Jun 16, 2012 12:05:24 pm PDT #9993 of 30001
Swouncing

Skipping on the other end of shabbat because, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is askye's birthday.

Happy birthday, askye! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!


-t - Jun 16, 2012 12:10:21 pm PDT #9994 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

If there is one thing I know, it's that it is not too early for ice cream.

Many happy returns, askye!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2012 12:14:44 pm PDT #9995 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

ita !, are these guys raising practical objections to you racking them in krav classes/tests where the threat of rape/death is only simulated, or are they saying it's not fair to do it to actual attackers out in the world?

Because frankly, if the situation justifies using lethal force to start with, it doesn't seem to me that it matters much if "eunuch" is an intermediary step on the way to corpsedom for the attacker.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 16, 2012 12:21:08 pm PDT #9996 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And they don't understand my terse "Don't attack me then." Because there's a code. And there's an order. And there's something beyond fearing for my life, and groin shots are not appropriate if I'm only trying to save my life or avoid being raped. They have to be saved for something more important.

I'm gonna have to go with a Nut Attack being wholly appropriate for dudes who actually believe this line of reasoning. Possibly a Bobbiting. WTFF dudes. Please don't reproduce and also go fuck yourself.


SuziQ - Jun 16, 2012 12:22:36 pm PDT #9997 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Happy Birthday askye.

What you're doing here MIGHT COMPROMISE THEIR MASCULINITY. And, see, there are some things you don't do, even in self defense.

Yeah, just today the Master Sensei was talking about how a knee/punch/kick to the groin is perfectly appropriate on the street. He was talking about it in conjunction to being choked and making the attacker let go. But really, applies to any attack.

Thanks for all the well wishes. The temps stayed reasonable while we were working outside. My shoulder held up fine, but I did about 150 crunches instead of push-ups over the course of the 4 hour test. I came home, showered, cleaned up the apartment a bit, and am now catching up with my invisible friends. Your support really helped as I felt less prepared for this belt test over any of my other belt tests.


Jesse - Jun 16, 2012 12:24:07 pm PDT #9998 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, askye!


Sue - Jun 16, 2012 12:24:54 pm PDT #9999 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Happy Birthday Askye!


brenda m - Jun 16, 2012 12:29:02 pm PDT #10000 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

You go, Suzi. That's probably as many crunches as I've done in the last 10 years.

Happy b-day, askye!


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2012 12:29:07 pm PDT #10001 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita !, are these guys raising practical objections to you racking them in krav classes/tests where the threat of rape/death is only simulated, or are they saying it's not fair to do it to actual attackers out in the world?

Real world violence, they're talking about. That it might include many things, but just like you wouldn't immediately defend your life with a gun (oh?) a nut shot is even more extreme than that.

First off, nut shots are allowed in class because they're allowed in the world. So, you both learn how to defend against them, as well as perform your own.

If you don't want to fuss with nut shots during training, take karate. Once you've signed up for krav, it's too late. What the sensible people say is "You wear your cup just to walk in the door."

And so it is.

I do get the bit where I tailor our strikes to the cup to make it hurt more is being mean. I get that. But it's also fun. Kelly cracked at least two cups with her strikes. What I preferred to do was to knock it off center, and then strike it straight on again. If it's not fitting right, that pinches.


Consuela - Jun 16, 2012 12:43:16 pm PDT #10002 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What I preferred to do was to knock it off center, and then strike it straight on again. If it's not fitting right, that pinches.

ita, have I said lately how awesome you are?

I spent the morning with my folks and of course my mother doesn't like the idea of the cook five days a week. SIGH.

And now I have to make a pie. Or at least come up with an idea for a pie. Maybe a Dutch apple pie with a crunch topping.