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'Conversations with Dead People'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2012 12:29:07 pm PDT #10001 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita !, are these guys raising practical objections to you racking them in krav classes/tests where the threat of rape/death is only simulated, or are they saying it's not fair to do it to actual attackers out in the world?

Real world violence, they're talking about. That it might include many things, but just like you wouldn't immediately defend your life with a gun (oh?) a nut shot is even more extreme than that.

First off, nut shots are allowed in class because they're allowed in the world. So, you both learn how to defend against them, as well as perform your own.

If you don't want to fuss with nut shots during training, take karate. Once you've signed up for krav, it's too late. What the sensible people say is "You wear your cup just to walk in the door."

And so it is.

I do get the bit where I tailor our strikes to the cup to make it hurt more is being mean. I get that. But it's also fun. Kelly cracked at least two cups with her strikes. What I preferred to do was to knock it off center, and then strike it straight on again. If it's not fitting right, that pinches.


Consuela - Jun 16, 2012 12:43:16 pm PDT #10002 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What I preferred to do was to knock it off center, and then strike it straight on again. If it's not fitting right, that pinches.

ita, have I said lately how awesome you are?

I spent the morning with my folks and of course my mother doesn't like the idea of the cook five days a week. SIGH.

And now I have to make a pie. Or at least come up with an idea for a pie. Maybe a Dutch apple pie with a crunch topping.


aurelia - Jun 16, 2012 12:56:22 pm PDT #10003 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Some dude outside my window just sneezed like 10 times in a row. Poor guy.


Connie Neil - Jun 16, 2012 1:10:24 pm PDT #10004 of 30001
brillig

That sounds like my husband. People will say "Bless you," but he keeps sneezing. I have to say, "Not yet" to them or they keep saying bless you and seem to get annoyed that he keeps sneezing. Once we were outside our house, and people from three other houses all called "bless you!" when he was done.


smonster - Jun 16, 2012 1:11:01 pm PDT #10005 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Please, someone COMMA the James Brown stuff, for I am on my phone and cannot.

aurelia, Simon Callow like Mr. Beebe and Charles Dickens?

I am with Nora hoping those dudes get nut shotted and can't reproduce.


aurelia - Jun 16, 2012 1:12:50 pm PDT #10006 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Yep.


Cass - Jun 16, 2012 1:24:00 pm PDT #10007 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy birthday, askye!

Burrell, it looks good on us.
Oo pretty! I like Vampsterdam as well.

You won't be shocked to learn that was the other color I was debating...

Tep, NYC has a polish called Skin Tight Demin that is a total dupe for that blue and about two dollars. Available most everywhere.


Calli - Jun 16, 2012 1:26:08 pm PDT #10008 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, askye.

I would probably ask the nut-shot-shy ones if their objection was purely philosophical. And I also agree that an attack that might take a would-be rapist out of the gene pool is multitasking, not problematic.


aurelia - Jun 16, 2012 1:37:34 pm PDT #10009 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It may be a little catty for me to laugh at this bit from a bio, but I'm laughing anyway.

As a theatre educator, he is always striving to help inspire young artists to develop their skills in a comfortable and supportive way while providing them with incite into the industry.

Oh, homophones.


§ ita § - Jun 16, 2012 1:39:52 pm PDT #10010 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is the sort of bullshit that I'm up against:

One of the earliest observations in what would eventually become medical science was that male behavior changed drastically when the testicles were damaged or removed. Cultures as old as the Sumerians understood this. Thus, to damage a man's testicles was to damage his manliness, and that was a fate worse than death to many.

Wut? Drastically change their behaviour? The thought never even entered my mind except for the part where you IMPRESS DEEPLY UPON THEM TO NEVER RAISE A HAND TO ME AGAIN. Telling me I shouldn't do it because I might results I want is going to be a frustrating argument.

I'm trying to decide if I should add a facial hair section to provocateuse.

What would I call it? This is what I currently have: [link] on a very under-designed front page. Mother *fuck* I need to fix that. But I have zero inspiration. And I don't know how best to SEO seed the front page with so little of the content.

Any suggestions?

Mnnf. Just got an email from my best friend saying "Never mind about the coding question, TTYL." Uh, coding question? Is that why the light on my land line has been blinking for a few days? Uh, oops? And I suck?

But I really have a difficulty right now with "extra" conversations. The amount of talking I do at work (which is a *lot*, because of how I work my relationships with the business) is just draining me. I wish I had more left over for her. She's never been anything other than there for me, even (or especially) when she's going through a hard time.