I think, most of the time, it's not the jargon that's the problem, it's people who don't know what it mean using jargon inappropriately.

Not that I made it through the slideshow.

What is a Persian Cucumber?

It's smaller than a regular cucumber, not waxed, very tasty and crisp.

it's people who don't know what it mean using jargon inappropriately.

As exhibited in several of the captions in that slideshow.

I think, most of the time, it's not the jargon that's the problem, it's people who don't know what it mean using jargon inappropriately.

When I hear someone say they'll throw something over the wall and then circle back, but we should take it offline because they're in the middle of a fire drill, it's the jargon that's the problem.

Remember yesterday when ita ! said she wanted to do some smiting?

Lungs found on Los Angeles sidewalk

On Sunday, a Los Angeles woman found what appear to be a pair of lungs on the sidewalk. Wonder if (ahem) someone coughed them up. L.A. County Coroner's Office spokesman Ed Winter, told the L.A. Times that he found the situation “a little strange.”

I dunno--ripping people's lungs out isn't ita !'s style, is it?

what? LUNGS??

In sweeter news: Puffin cam!

ripping people's lungs out isn't ita !'s style, is it?

Good god, no. I could get fluids on my clothes.

That OKCEnemies tumblr is making me actually look at profiles on OKC. Which is not good, because I'm not actually going to date any of them. Unless one of them turns out to be the kid I had a crush on when I was 9, no, it's just not worth it. I'm too lazy.

In the midst of trying to work out how to find people who are bad matches, I clicked on one because he had an excellent profile pic. But if you list 145 bands/musicians and your food section is "it all tastes like chicken to me"...there's no way we can make it past our differences. Sorry. You and your cheekbones people ask to touch in public are just not fated to be with me. I'm so sad.

Oh, shit. This never ends well. The bit where I read my mail, I mean.

Are you bipolar or do you have any of the other mental disorders? I am not contacting you just because I want sex, I can get some sex right now if that was the case and I am not writing(typing) you because I think that you are the most beautiful woman that I met on this website. I have written quite a few messages but I have not met any of the women, yet. You have a certain look about yourself that does fascinate me somewhat and the ideal that you're thin; together they make me want to see what you are really like with me....smile I am not here because I am desperate to get married either, I want to take my time and get to know a woman better before I take here to the altar, but if you're not at least good in bed with me there will definitely be no us forever(maybe until someone better comes to my rescue...ha! ha! .... P.S. Just keeping things real with you; that's all this is honey..

Let me get back to work now...

I have written quite a few messages but I have not met any of the women, yet.

I think I might know why, honey.

Speaking of bad dates...

Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition

Accounts of a date with a libertarian.

I'm sure most libertarians are nowhere near this creepy.

(It's a graphic so I can't cut and paste.)