Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.

Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 12, 2012 7:14:04 am PDT #9370 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Speaking of bad dates...

Comment Of The Day: Libertarian Sexts Edition

Accounts of a date with a libertarian.

I'm sure most libertarians are nowhere near this creepy.

(It's a graphic so I can't cut and paste.)


tommyrot - Jun 12, 2012 7:39:36 am PDT #9371 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dress made from boozy bacteria is groovy (and a little bit gross)

It's great to be on the cutting edge of fashion, right? Would you change your mind if the cutting edge meant you'd be wearing a dress or a shirt made from the same bacteria that helps ferment your favorite beer or wine? Quite possibly you'll be both repulsed and fascinated by this all-organic, fermented fabric.

Researchers at the University of Western Australia have created Micro'be' Fermented Fashion as a result of working on the process of taking Acetobacter — the bacteria that ferments wine into vinegar — and and turning it into a "living" fabric. The by-product of fermenting a large colony of this bacteria, is the formation of micro-fibers or cellulose which are synonymous with plant based cottons.

The little red dress seen here is grown with red wine as part of the fermentation process, and didn't require a single stitch when being made. It reportedly feels like "sludge" when wet and acts like a second skin. When dry, it takes on more of a fabric feel, and apparently smells like red wine.


Gudanov - Jun 12, 2012 7:51:51 am PDT #9372 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Lungs found on Los Angeles sidewalk

That's a bad splinch.


msbelle - Jun 12, 2012 8:11:29 am PDT #9373 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

editing, formatting, and combining powerpoint presentations all day long.

also, woke up with muscle spasms in my back.

not a day of win, but I am trying not be a complete ogre.


Jesse - Jun 12, 2012 8:36:20 am PDT #9374 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, shit. This never ends well. The bit where I read my mail, I mean.

Wow. That person sure is special. Oh, I meant to share my latest here -- the teaser email ended with "and now I have a big warm...." which he did complete with "problem. :)" OK then.


tommyrot - Jun 12, 2012 8:38:05 am PDT #9375 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I didn't even know Conan O'Brian is filming in Chicago this week.

Here's what he did yesterday:

10-Foot Bratwurst Jumps 80 Feet Across Chicago's State Street Bridge @ TeamCoco.com

Conan attempts to launch a 10 foot bratwurst across a drawbridge, for no good reason at all.

eta: A video.


Sue - Jun 12, 2012 8:38:45 am PDT #9376 of 30001
hip deep in pie

It is 2:30 and I still full of the gronk. Days and days of not getting quite enough sleep are catching up with me. I am cranky/sad/useless today. And I have my cooking class tonight, so that means I won't get home until at least 10 pm. I predict tarte disasters in the kitchen.


DavidS - Jun 12, 2012 8:50:23 am PDT #9377 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Woe! My shower is not working. No water comes forth! I need a shower. Not just to get clean but to wake up and function.

There's all kinds of construction/destruction pipe digging up in our neighborhood. I hope it's only temporarily turned off. However, we still have sink water so that seems less likely and we might have a problem.

I need my shower, dammit!


Laura - Jun 12, 2012 8:55:12 am PDT #9378 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Lungs found on Los Angeles sidewalk

The 'don't read the comments' rule does not apply for a change.

Takes a moment to be grateful Internet type sites were not around when I was dating. I can see where the anonymous delete action could be helpful, but the stories I read here are not encouraging.

Showers are an important thing; hope you have that option again soon, David.


§ ita § - Jun 12, 2012 9:18:32 am PDT #9379 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the stories I read here are not encouraging

Jesse has tons of good stories from online dating, not to mention the people who found their spouses that way, like bon, or Lisa from Anarachy. I don't think there are more weirdos as a result--and, in fact, it makes them much easier to step around.

Imagine his equivalent in a bar, or a krav class, or at a friend's party...