Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 12, 2012 6:45:21 am PDT #9358 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Caesar salad "with choice of dressing".

So...romaine lettuce in a bowl?


billytea - Jun 12, 2012 6:46:54 am PDT #9359 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Among the ones I've never heard: "open the kimono". And I am *so* glad about that, because I would not know where to look or who to glare at first.

Oh lord yes. My boss is inordinately fond of the phrase "Lift up our/their skirts" for pretty much any information-sharing. Makes me cringe every time.


sumi - Jun 12, 2012 6:48:03 am PDT #9360 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

What is a Persian Cucumber?


-t - Jun 12, 2012 6:48:11 am PDT #9361 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think, most of the time, it's not the jargon that's the problem, it's people who don't know what it mean using jargon inappropriately.

Not that I made it through the slideshow.


Consuela - Jun 12, 2012 6:49:26 am PDT #9362 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

What is a Persian Cucumber?

It's smaller than a regular cucumber, not waxed, very tasty and crisp.


brenda m - Jun 12, 2012 6:49:53 am PDT #9363 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

it's people who don't know what it mean using jargon inappropriately.

As exhibited in several of the captions in that slideshow.


Jessica - Jun 12, 2012 6:51:25 am PDT #9364 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think, most of the time, it's not the jargon that's the problem, it's people who don't know what it mean using jargon inappropriately.

When I hear someone say they'll throw something over the wall and then circle back, but we should take it offline because they're in the middle of a fire drill, it's the jargon that's the problem.


tommyrot - Jun 12, 2012 6:58:21 am PDT #9365 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Remember yesterday when ita ! said she wanted to do some smiting?

Lungs found on Los Angeles sidewalk

On Sunday, a Los Angeles woman found what appear to be a pair of lungs on the sidewalk. Wonder if (ahem) someone coughed them up. L.A. County Coroner's Office spokesman Ed Winter, told the L.A. Times that he found the situation “a little strange.”

I dunno--ripping people's lungs out isn't ita !'s style, is it?


sumi - Jun 12, 2012 7:01:15 am PDT #9366 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

what? LUNGS??

In sweeter news: Puffin cam!


§ ita § - Jun 12, 2012 7:05:17 am PDT #9367 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ripping people's lungs out isn't ita !'s style, is it?

Good god, no. I could get fluids on my clothes.

That OKCEnemies tumblr is making me actually look at profiles on OKC. Which is not good, because I'm not actually going to date any of them. Unless one of them turns out to be the kid I had a crush on when I was 9, no, it's just not worth it. I'm too lazy.

In the midst of trying to work out how to find people who are bad matches, I clicked on one because he had an excellent profile pic. But if you list 145 bands/musicians and your food section is "it all tastes like chicken to me"...there's no way we can make it past our differences. Sorry. You and your cheekbones people ask to touch in public are just not fated to be with me. I'm so sad.