Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Jun 10, 2012 8:03:35 pm PDT #9122 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Have they ever had a dog? I've never owned a dog, and thus never cleaned up dog poop, and I'm not sure what I'd do in their situation.


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 8:08:08 pm PDT #9123 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

One of them grew up with three golden retrievers. There isn't a dog-owner on the planet who hasn't had to deal with dog poop at some point.


Hil R. - Jun 10, 2012 8:10:32 pm PDT #9124 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

One of them grew up with three golden retrievers.

Oh. Then, yeah, should have known what to do.


javachik - Jun 10, 2012 8:40:59 pm PDT #9125 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

They sound like selfish brats.


meara - Jun 10, 2012 8:47:33 pm PDT #9126 of 30001

I would actually say something to them. Because I know there were some things I did as a teenager/young adult (and probably things even now) that, while not quite as egregious as that, I now kick myself thinking "OMG, how did you not even think to do X, that makes you such an ass!"


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 8:52:04 pm PDT #9127 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I would actually say something to them.

I'm not comfortable doing that: this isn't even my house, it's my sister's. So they're guests of my sister by way of her daughter.


meara - Jun 10, 2012 8:57:00 pm PDT #9128 of 30001

I'm not comfortable doing that: this isn't even my house, it's my sister'

...but you're the one who had to clean up the dog shit.


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 9:05:30 pm PDT #9129 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Yeah, but I'm not their host.


javachik - Jun 10, 2012 9:07:14 pm PDT #9130 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Connie, how come they're not the ones dog sitting?


Consuela - Jun 10, 2012 9:25:25 pm PDT #9131 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Because it's a real pain to manage both the puppy and the geriatric St. B, & they're not here the whole time my sister's gone. I think they're leaving on Tuesday.