If Jessica is around (and anyone else interested). I found this website that just got me.

Jenny McCarthy body count:

[link]

I became more suspicious of Gus when he kept avoiding F2Fs at the last minute, but he was usually entertaining, except, as Hec says, he became more of a jerk towards the end.

Yeah, that invitation for people to come to his place for a mini f2f weekend that came and went without explanation was what set off my elderly Dutch woman alarm. Like Hec and Allyson pointed out, some of the amazing things that we know are true about each other make monkey bites and squatters seem pretty ordinary in comparison.

My life actually was a bit dramatic today in that my 87-year-old cousin thought she might be having a heart attack (thankfully her cardiologist said it wasn't one, and she's feeling better now). And I clacked my jaws together at lunch and apparently chipped off a tiny bit of a front tooth, which disturbs me mightily though it's not really visible. Luckily my next cleaning is Tuesday, so I can ask my dentist if anything needs to be done or if I'm just going to be annoyed by how the new sharper edge feels against my tongue until wear smooths it down.

I reposted this: [link] from Schwartz today, with a comment wondering how many marriage proposals the guy's gotten by now (if you're unfamiliar with the trope, there's a weird section of emo Nice Guys who write things like "You're all beautiful! Wash off the whore paint!" on cards and photograph themselves holding it up. You know, because we need that...

Anyway, I did get an answer, which cracks me up. Apparently the number's "More than I can count, actually." I'm so glad I didn't join the masses begging for his hand. Also, I need to hear back on my proposal to the racist? guy first. He totes got dibs.

Special arrangements for flying with pills is a thing? I've flown with pills in a plastic bag a bunch of times and Bob does it about twice a month and we've never been hassled at all.

If it wasn't a heart attack, what was it?

Not sure yet, possibly a reaction to a new medication that set her heart racing. I'm going to take some extra time on a pre-planned trip to her city Saturday to check in on her, and I think Mom and another cousin may do the same Sunday.

if nothing we do matters , then all that matters is what we do.

I've always loved this line ridiculously and it is almost embarrassing how often it pops to mind in discussions of life and morality and that sort of thing. I mean, it's pretty much my SOP in life. Articulated by a tv show.

If Jessica is around (and anyone else interested). I found this website that just got me.

Jenny McCarthy body count:

[link]

Thanks, le nubian. I just posted that to Facebook (which will likely start a fight with friend of mine, but so be it.) That's a lot of useful information all in one place.

he came back in the sense that he tried to friend me on Facebook and LinkedIn(If I were a giant bitch, I'd report him as the hacker.) I'm not saying that he did...I just have questions.(/Fox News)

I just had a hook and ladder drive onto my street, sirens going, and park immediately in front of my driveway. I'm not sure why though, since all they did was talk to my across the street neighbor for a couple of minutes, and then stand in the street for a while.