Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 07, 2012 5:21:47 pm PDT #8872 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

A moose bites Rory!

This is totally cracking me up.


shrift - Jun 07, 2012 5:24:26 pm PDT #8873 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have never had a problem flying with a pill organizer.

Yeah, neither have I. I think I took stuff with me in prescription bottles to London, but I did that mostly because my pill organizer didn't have enough slots for the number of days I was there on vacation.


smonster - Jun 07, 2012 5:24:28 pm PDT #8874 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Lindsey! Lilah! Wes! Cordy! Gunn!! Darla! Angel! Lorne!!

I am having all the feels.


le nubian - Jun 07, 2012 5:41:11 pm PDT #8875 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

If Jessica is around (and anyone else interested). I found this website that just got me.

Jenny McCarthy body count:

[link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2012 5:42:02 pm PDT #8876 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I became more suspicious of Gus when he kept avoiding F2Fs at the last minute, but he was usually entertaining, except, as Hec says, he became more of a jerk towards the end.

Yeah, that invitation for people to come to his place for a mini f2f weekend that came and went without explanation was what set off my elderly Dutch woman alarm. Like Hec and Allyson pointed out, some of the amazing things that we know are true about each other make monkey bites and squatters seem pretty ordinary in comparison.

My life actually was a bit dramatic today in that my 87-year-old cousin thought she might be having a heart attack (thankfully her cardiologist said it wasn't one, and she's feeling better now). And I clacked my jaws together at lunch and apparently chipped off a tiny bit of a front tooth, which disturbs me mightily though it's not really visible. Luckily my next cleaning is Tuesday, so I can ask my dentist if anything needs to be done or if I'm just going to be annoyed by how the new sharper edge feels against my tongue until wear smooths it down.


§ ita § - Jun 07, 2012 5:43:34 pm PDT #8877 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I reposted this: [link] from Schwartz today, with a comment wondering how many marriage proposals the guy's gotten by now (if you're unfamiliar with the trope, there's a weird section of emo Nice Guys who write things like "You're all beautiful! Wash off the whore paint!" on cards and photograph themselves holding it up. You know, because we need that...

Anyway, I did get an answer, which cracks me up. Apparently the number's "More than I can count, actually." I'm so glad I didn't join the masses begging for his hand. Also, I need to hear back on my proposal to the racist? guy first. He totes got dibs.


lisah - Jun 07, 2012 5:45:04 pm PDT #8878 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Special arrangements for flying with pills is a thing? I've flown with pills in a plastic bag a bunch of times and Bob does it about twice a month and we've never been hassled at all.


le nubian - Jun 07, 2012 5:53:16 pm PDT #8879 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

If it wasn't a heart attack, what was it?


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2012 5:55:30 pm PDT #8880 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Not sure yet, possibly a reaction to a new medication that set her heart racing. I'm going to take some extra time on a pre-planned trip to her city Saturday to check in on her, and I think Mom and another cousin may do the same Sunday.


sarameg - Jun 07, 2012 6:07:50 pm PDT #8881 of 30001

if nothing we do matters , then all that matters is what we do.

I've always loved this line ridiculously and it is almost embarrassing how often it pops to mind in discussions of life and morality and that sort of thing. I mean, it's pretty much my SOP in life. Articulated by a tv show.