So, you're saying all the pieces really do matter. Good to know...Simon would be pleased you think so...he's been making a real case for that with bloggers lately. And I would agree, for what you lose out on, fannish-wise, by getting to mindfuck spoilers and so forth, you seem to gain by not having any "What were they thinking?" episodes or plot threads. There's not a lot of fic, though, cause there's no real room for 'shipping.

He can come visit me in a hotel! Since he's only seen us in them!

I just meant the right amount for it to look like that. My straight hair would only look like that with rollers and product and glayvin.

Yeah, I think with mine too. I suppose I could try to get the curly with my current length, and that would tell me if it was even feasible at that length. Since it's heavier now, if it holds curl now, it should be possible at that length.

Oh, what am I thinking, I'll never put in that amount of effort. I need to stop complaining about how I don't look all put together when I will never ever be willing to put in the time to do it.

Man, I keep impulse buying drinks in the store that I've never tried before--I'm trying to taste test everything that says it mango in it. However, I've been staring at a bottle of kombucha for days now. Can't find the right...time.

I need to stop complaining about how I don't look all put together when I will never ever be willing to put in the time to do it.

Bah! A medium curl is not the end-all of put together.

I gave up on my quest for mango. I was reasonably satisfied with Naked's Mighty Mango, and I quit after that.

I'm pretty hippy dippy and I've tried kombucha. I have to say, ita, there is no right time. That shit is nasty.

Bah! A medium curl is not the end-all of put together.

I know, but I don't want to do any of it! I just want to magically look better in the mornings like on tv! Why is that so much to ask?

Sure, there's that. I literally had someone try to talk to me about a "five-minute face" recently, and I was like, Yeah -- my two-minute face is all I'm actually going to do, nine days out of ten.

I love it when stylists ask me how long I take to do my hair. "Twenty seconds."

"Do you use any product?"

"Uh, water."

I just want to magically look better in the mornings like on tv! Why is that so much to ask?

I know the feeling. I want to have awesome (if short) nails with rad polish, but... no.

I think I must be having my regularly scheduled pre-summer freakout. I have to go talk to suburban people and convince them to give me money. I normally don't take that many showers! I look perfectly fine to my rocker kids!

So I try to conform to some imaginary concept of what I'm "supposed to look like" and that sucker is elusive! I need to just relax. They're probably expecting me to look at least a little rough, or I'm not really out "in the field" doing my job.

Maybe I should just get a trim.