awesome pendant.
Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --
Jayne ,'Serenity'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jun 01, 2012 8:28:27 am PDT #7821 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Amy - Jun 01, 2012 8:30:00 am PDT #7822 of 30001
Because books.
Ewwwww.
le nubian - Jun 01, 2012 8:30:22 am PDT #7823 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I read that as "awesome pedant."
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2012 8:30:48 am PDT #7824 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
awesome pendant.
Yeah. And everyone would know not to fuck with the person wearing it.
Plus a good conversation-starter at parties.
Typo Boy - Jun 01, 2012 8:31:05 am PDT #7825 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Murder comes with a certain amount of ickiness anyway - especially murder involving stuffing orifices.
Burrell - Jun 01, 2012 8:36:14 am PDT #7826 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Quite a macabre conversation this morning!
So I thought I'd update on the aftermath of the birthday FAIL. Predictably there were tears, accusations, and attempts to kick me while at the same time seeking comfort and hugs. I owe him 1,000 dollars he said. And then something remarkable happened: he calmed down. He accepted the offer of a play date and postponing the party for a week. And he happily chatted with me all the way to school. I was happily surprised. I was expecting him to give me grief for at least a couple days.
aurelia - Jun 01, 2012 8:39:48 am PDT #7827 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Ha! I just got an email asking me to design a dance recital that loads in on monday. That's some extremely poor planning.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2012 8:41:48 am PDT #7828 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Or should I have intervened and called paramedics earlier, which would have undermined Mack’s wishes?
I would not feel obligated to let somebody's wishes take precedence over saving their life, excepting people who are terminally ill and in great pain. Exception also made for Locked In Syndrome or similar state.
So if any of you want to be handling snakes around me or indulging in your freaky trap-door spider religion, you might as well rehearse your pissed off at me speech when I call the paramedics to come and save your ass.
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2012 8:42:52 am PDT #7829 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
what a waste of gold
It's not going anywhere...
This article includes a picture of what molten lead that solidified in an oesophagus looks like, as well as describing an experiment to work out the details of what happens when you do that.
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2012 8:44:10 am PDT #7830 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So if any of you want to be handling snakes around me or indulging in your freaky trap-door spider religion, you might as well rehearse your pissed off at me speech when I call the paramedics to come and save your ass.
Speech? That just means I need to tweak my exit strategy next time so that a) it works and b) you come with