So if any of you want to be handling snakes around me or indulging in your freaky trap-door spider religion, you might as well rehearse your pissed off at me speech when I call the paramedics to come and save your ass.

Speech? That just means I need to tweak my exit strategy next time so that a) it works and b) you come with

I have about half the information I need to complete 4 different reports. Not one of the reports can be completed though, and one was due yesterday.

HATE.

Angry emails forthcoming.

He accepted the offer of a play date and postponing the party for a week. And he happily chatted with me all the way to school. I was happily surprised. I was expecting him to give me grief for at least a couple days.

Great!

I have almost nothing for my student to do. I want to suggest we watch some movies until closing time.

Do you think that most people think the stomach flu is related to the flu-flu? I just read an article debunking that and I hadn't realised it had been bunked.

Inside America's Controversial Commando Conference

My first thought on reading that headline was, "How did a conference for people not wearing underwear get controversial?"

favorite clothing sites?

I feel like window shopping while waiting for these report parts to be sent to me.

I am unhappy with how I look right now and am jealous of less curvy bodies that look good in flowy shapeless boho things. I may make up a whole imaginary wardrobe for that body-type.

I am really on a mission to find some flowy-but-not-too-flowy summer dresses, but will start looking at Marshall's, so that's no help.

I love ModCloth and Shabby Apple, msbelle.

Was the king, Edward II of England?