OMG.
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jun 01, 2012 6:03:45 am PDT #7789 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cashmere - Jun 01, 2012 6:04:07 am PDT #7790 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Burrell, keep in mind, that as adults, your children will be interesting and have fantastic stories to tell of their parents' imperfections.
And for what it's worth, I can only really remember about 4 of my birthday parties as a child. I remember the good ones--the bad ones must have gone by the wayside.
I should be working instead of going through bout photos on Flickr. I have to leave for a tournament tomorrow and I can't find my white jersey. And I need new tights.
Amy - Jun 01, 2012 6:07:26 am PDT #7791 of 30001
Because books.
I tried to get my sister to submit content here
The menstrual groups of the 1840s must have been a big, big hit.
Jessica - Jun 01, 2012 6:23:55 am PDT #7792 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2012 6:27:29 am PDT #7793 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The menstrual groups of the 1840s must have been a big, big hit.
That was *precisely* the entry that floated across my dash and made me send her the link.
I feel really bad for anyone who teaches higher education, and for the people that prepare kids for higher education. Having read many of the essays written by my sister's students, that shit is rough.
I was never taught how to write a paper, with thesis statement, et al. I'm really wondering why an Oxbridge mill like my last high school didn't look at essays that way, when it seems to be a normal part of US education, even though it doesn't stick as much as you'd want.
In other news, I can't get my new gold or silver Sharpies to write. Dammit, I have a black envelope I need to address.
sumi - Jun 01, 2012 6:29:42 am PDT #7794 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
It's National Doughnut Day.
Amy - Jun 01, 2012 6:31:51 am PDT #7795 of 30001
Because books.
sumi, damn you. I have no donuts. And now I want one.
silver Sharpies
Ooh, I want one! That works, anyway.
Amy - Jun 01, 2012 6:35:06 am PDT #7796 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, this one is too delightful not to share:
The Cotton Gin refers to the alcohol consumed by those working on cotton farms.
Strix - Jun 01, 2012 6:45:13 am PDT #7797 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
redacted!
Jesse - Jun 01, 2012 6:50:41 am PDT #7798 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ah, that baby! He's really gotten the "gentle, gentle" message.