Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2012 6:27:29 am PDT #7793 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The menstrual groups of the 1840s must have been a big, big hit.

That was *precisely* the entry that floated across my dash and made me send her the link.

I feel really bad for anyone who teaches higher education, and for the people that prepare kids for higher education. Having read many of the essays written by my sister's students, that shit is rough.

I was never taught how to write a paper, with thesis statement, et al. I'm really wondering why an Oxbridge mill like my last high school didn't look at essays that way, when it seems to be a normal part of US education, even though it doesn't stick as much as you'd want.

In other news, I can't get my new gold or silver Sharpies to write. Dammit, I have a black envelope I need to address.


sumi - Jun 01, 2012 6:29:42 am PDT #7794 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

It's National Doughnut Day.


Amy - Jun 01, 2012 6:31:51 am PDT #7795 of 30001
Because books.

sumi, damn you. I have no donuts. And now I want one.

silver Sharpies

Ooh, I want one! That works, anyway.


Amy - Jun 01, 2012 6:35:06 am PDT #7796 of 30001
Because books.

Oh, this one is too delightful not to share:

The Cotton Gin refers to the alcohol consumed by those working on cotton farms.


Strix - Jun 01, 2012 6:45:13 am PDT #7797 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

redacted!


Jesse - Jun 01, 2012 6:50:41 am PDT #7798 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ah, that baby! He's really gotten the "gentle, gentle" message.


brenda m - Jun 01, 2012 6:53:09 am PDT #7799 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

In America we have “equal rights” so the Government says although women still get paid a lower salary than males, they still try.

Accidentally apt scare quote usage. Nice.


sumi - Jun 01, 2012 6:54:06 am PDT #7800 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Amy, now you share my pain.


sumi - Jun 01, 2012 7:10:40 am PDT #7801 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Martha Stewart and her Friesian horses.


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2012 7:16:25 am PDT #7802 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, is it possible for someone to die if he's passed out drunk and his friends insert a live eel into his ass?

Death by Ass Eel (not) Debunked