Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 31, 2012 1:35:33 pm PDT #7719 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Whatcha doing, aurelia?

It is so gorgeous here today! But I didn't want to go for a walk with my friend, because LAZY. Hilariously, everyone I walked by at work was talking about how it's supposed to be rainy on Saturday.


shrift - May 31, 2012 1:37:54 pm PDT #7720 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Wait, face eating? WTF?

Whatever you do, do not click through anything that will show you pictures.


meara - May 31, 2012 1:43:11 pm PDT #7721 of 30001

Wait, face eating? WTF?

All a government coverup for the zombie apocalypse starting. Everyone is so GULLIBLE about this whole "Oh, he's just naked and flesh-eating because he's on DRUGS". Uh huh. "Drugs". Isn't that what they always claimed on Buffy?


smonster - May 31, 2012 1:43:46 pm PDT #7722 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Gangs on PCP, I believe.


Burrell - May 31, 2012 2:01:27 pm PDT #7723 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

All a government coverup for the zombie apocalypse starting. Everyone is so GULLIBLE about this whole "Oh, he's just naked and flesh-eating because he's on DRUGS". Uh huh. "Drugs". Isn't that what they always claimed on Buffy?

I gotta say, kind of a compelling argument... and the government would totally try to cover up a zombie apocalypse.


Consuela - May 31, 2012 2:11:42 pm PDT #7724 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

and the government would totally try to cover up a zombie apocalypse.

That is, in fact, part of the storyline in World War Z.


sarameg - May 31, 2012 2:24:50 pm PDT #7725 of 30001

Well, there was a (stb-expelled) Morgan State student who has been arrested for murder. He apparently dismembered his victim and has confessed to not only that, but, uh, making a meal of the victim's brain and heart. Seriously. [link]


Nora Deirdre - May 31, 2012 2:29:47 pm PDT #7726 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

In Moneyball, the old school scouts were talking about how you could tell a lot about a player's confidence by his wife/girlfriend. Billy Beane dismissed that idea as nonsense. He only wanted to look at the stats.

Aha, I missed this in the book (unless you are talking about the movie.)

If the zombie apocalypse is starting in Florida, that's a little close for comfort for me in Louisiana. Also, we will be vacationing in Florida next month. (nowhere near Miami though)


aurelia - May 31, 2012 2:29:56 pm PDT #7727 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Whatcha doing, aurelia?

Moving everything to the bedroom. What? You want to know why? I made it a condition of renewing my lease that the carpet be removed, hardwood floors finished, ceiling fans installed and the walls painted. So I'm giving them all but one room while I leave town for a week. At some point later in the summer I'll be moving the bedroom furniture into the living room.

I've been trying to get rid of stuff as I go, but I have too much stuff.

Whatever you do, do not click through anything that will show you pictures.

Oh, god! There's been pictures? Yikes.


Jesse - May 31, 2012 2:36:59 pm PDT #7728 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I did want to know why!

I made it a condition of renewing my lease that the carpet be removed, hardwood floors finished, ceiling fans installed and the walls painted. So I'm giving them all but one room while I leave town for a week. At some point later in the summer I'll be moving the bedroom furniture into the living room.

Ah -- that's really smart in the long run, on all counts. That said, there's no way I could get all my stuff in my bedroom. And I only have one other room!

On the way to work today, I don't know how we got there, but my friend asked me, "Do you think we're going to have WWIII?" I said no. "Do you think we're going to have a zombie apocalypse?" I said yes.